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This non-hottie, bike fixin' pro. (seriously, I didn't think this existed either) fixed my bike and I rode the shit out of it all afternoon. I "jumped right across and saw the blinky light and saw cows on this side and that side." I stopped to check out those cows but they weren't interested in me. This fat guy under a black car (that was raised on cinder-blocks) hollered at me. Bike ridin' all day errrrrrrrrrrday.
Edit: This bike riding plan I have that includes other people probably can't happen. My bike doesn't fit in my car and I definitely don't own a bike rack yet so unless you want to ride to the greatest Civil War battle this side of the Gateway Arch, we probably won't be riding together. Regardless, I plan to avoid all real hanging out unless it involves bikes or at least bike hotties.
I found the best building in the best neighborhood when I was downtown this morning. The building has a mural of marine life but maybe it's just catfish but I really like it a lot. I'm really excited about this.
There are several Hispanic men working on this one house in this new neighborhood that I have been running through and they always laugh so much and I wish I had learned more Spanish than mounting horses or "excuse me while I feel myself" so I could know WHAT'S SO FUNNY. I'll tell you what I think is funny, though. One of the men has this really shiny truck that is completely airbrushed with a dragon from the back tires to the front. The best part, though, is that the door to the bed of the truck is also airbrushed. Airbrushed on this door is a picture of a truck with lots of Hispanic men inside. My mom said I was just jealous, but maybe I could have my car airbrushed, too. Airbrushed with a picture of a white girl in a white car. Maybe I can even get Calvin to piss on me. Maybe I can even get R. Kelly to piss on me.
I think when I'm a psychologist I'll just answer all of your problems with Everclear lyrics.
Client: "Everything's really hard."
Me: "I think you make yourself a victim, yes I think you know it's true. Situations where it's easy to look down on you. I think you like to be the victim, I think you like to be in pain I think you make yourself a victim almost every single day.
Me: Liz go to sleep.
Edit: This bike riding plan I have that includes other people probably can't happen. My bike doesn't fit in my car and I definitely don't own a bike rack yet so unless you want to ride to the greatest Civil War battle this side of the Gateway Arch, we probably won't be riding together. Regardless, I plan to avoid all real hanging out unless it involves bikes or at least bike hotties.
I found the best building in the best neighborhood when I was downtown this morning. The building has a mural of marine life but maybe it's just catfish but I really like it a lot. I'm really excited about this.
There are several Hispanic men working on this one house in this new neighborhood that I have been running through and they always laugh so much and I wish I had learned more Spanish than mounting horses or "excuse me while I feel myself" so I could know WHAT'S SO FUNNY. I'll tell you what I think is funny, though. One of the men has this really shiny truck that is completely airbrushed with a dragon from the back tires to the front. The best part, though, is that the door to the bed of the truck is also airbrushed. Airbrushed on this door is a picture of a truck with lots of Hispanic men inside. My mom said I was just jealous, but maybe I could have my car airbrushed, too. Airbrushed with a picture of a white girl in a white car. Maybe I can even get Calvin to piss on me. Maybe I can even get R. Kelly to piss on me.
I think when I'm a psychologist I'll just answer all of your problems with Everclear lyrics.
Client: "Everything's really hard."
Me: "I think you make yourself a victim, yes I think you know it's true. Situations where it's easy to look down on you. I think you like to be the victim, I think you like to be in pain I think you make yourself a victim almost every single day.
Me: Liz go to sleep.