I'm so sorry you're having to deal with all this. *hugs*
And it's probably too early for the drugs to be working yet, so the anger is probably just due to your stress levels. Don't know if that makes things better or worse - though it does at least mean that the drugs may yet help once they kick in.
Can Fratboy stay up with the kids for one night, to let you get some sleep?
Also, if you need some emergency gift-wrapping assistance tomorrow, or someone to bake some cookies and bring them over so that you can pretend you baked them when the family comes, let me know. I seem to recall you live not too far from me, and I actually got my shopping almost finished today, so the only things I have left to do tomorrow are laundry, bake cupcakes, and pick up one or two minor grocery items.
And it's probably too early for the drugs to be working yet, so the anger is probably just due to your stress levels. Don't know if that makes things better or worse - though it does at least mean that the drugs may yet help once they kick in.
Oh, good that's kind of what I was hoping.
Can Fratboy stay up with the kids for one night, to let you get some sleep?
Not when he's working nights and not physically here from 11pm to 7am. Sometimes being married to a cop REALLY SUCKS.
Thanks for the offer of help but holy shit I actually slept last night. I feel amazing right now and I've got the afternoon off to Get Shit Done so I'm actually hopeful at the moment....
I just don't know what you did to insult the Bodily Fluid Gods, and I probably don't want to find out. It's Christmas, you're hosting. It is supposed to make you angry. But not that angry.
You are SO LUCKY I read that today after a whole night with sleep and no body fluids. Cuz last night? I might have flown to Ozzieville on the fire of my righteous anger alone just to kick you in the shins. :p And dammit that video is "restricted content". Bah humbug.
As a contrary note, I was so freaking relieved when they figured out how and when to get to the toilet to hurl. And was only slightly guilty feeling the morning my son said "I puked last night. In the toilet, don't worry."
My daughter had to do a "map" of her room in elementary school and she drew two puddle shapes on the floor and labelled them, neatly, "puke stains".
Why the hell do they puke and shit so much? For fuck sake, just digest that shit.
Sad about the early Santa reality. My kids were both double digits before it slowly dawned on them.
Baileys and I did about half the wrapping last night....
And I think maybe at this point a mother or mother in law needs to know about the constant puke sitch, and be asked to help with dinner. They'd totally relate. You and Fratboy were stupid vomit machines once you know.
O dear fucking lord of all things gross. I'm sorry you're living in a house of bodily function horrors. I shall take heed and sprinkle everything I ingest with birth control cause EWWW. Love you xoxo
Hahaha, fortunately the worst appears to have passed with mine and Kneegs is taking hers home tonight and I will be Purell'ing every square inch so I'm reasonably certain I can offer you a shit and puke free Christmas fandango by the time you get here :p
Well you slept through last nights deluge! I seriously am past a point here where I may just runaway. I am beyond tired of these sneezing, couging, nose picking, vomitting, shitting lumps of flesh that i am looking up adoption agencies right now!
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And it's probably too early for the drugs to be working yet, so the anger is probably just due to your stress levels. Don't know if that makes things better or worse - though it does at least mean that the drugs may yet help once they kick in.
Can Fratboy stay up with the kids for one night, to let you get some sleep?
Also, if you need some emergency gift-wrapping assistance tomorrow, or someone to bake some cookies and bring them over so that you can pretend you baked them when the family comes, let me know. I seem to recall you live not too far from me, and I actually got my shopping almost finished today, so the only things I have left to do tomorrow are laundry, bake cupcakes, and pick up one or two minor grocery items.
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This too is what I'm hoping so I'm going to ride out the first full month on the meds and see how I feel at the end. Assuming I survive that long :p
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Oh, good that's kind of what I was hoping.
Can Fratboy stay up with the kids for one night, to let you get some sleep?
Not when he's working nights and not physically here from 11pm to 7am. Sometimes being married to a cop REALLY SUCKS.
Thanks for the offer of help but holy shit I actually slept last night. I feel amazing right now and I've got the afternoon off to Get Shit Done so I'm actually hopeful at the moment....
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I just don't know what you did to insult the Bodily Fluid Gods, and I probably don't want to find out.
It's Christmas, you're hosting. It is supposed to make you angry. But not that angry.
Also, what M People might sound like:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOhcyNbyQpk
/Also, I just finished wrapping my gifts and I have a vodka in my hand.
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My daughter had to do a "map" of her room in elementary school and she drew two puddle shapes on the floor and labelled them, neatly, "puke stains".
Why the hell do they puke and shit so much? For fuck sake, just digest that shit.
Sad about the early Santa reality. My kids were both double digits before it slowly dawned on them.
Baileys and I did about half the wrapping last night....
And I think maybe at this point a mother or mother in law needs to know about the constant puke sitch, and be asked to help with dinner. They'd totally relate. You and Fratboy were stupid vomit machines once you know.
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You should do what they say.
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I'm sorry you're living in a house of bodily function horrors.
I shall take heed and sprinkle everything I ingest with birth control cause EWWW.
Love you
xoxo
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STUPID ASSHOLE!
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See if you can get a good price for 'em? Mama has a vodka habit to support...
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