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[elixxir]

Well this is rapidly turning into the Best Day Evar

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[etcet]

Our livers might host a parade in your honour. What would Mother Theresa do??

NOTHING, BECAUSE SHE'S DEAD.

Yep, I went there. Straight from the ear, even.

At least the kid was smart enough to check out your rack.

[elixxir]

Ahahaha, sadly that ear is the closest I've come to a face shot yet...

[etcet]

What with the husband being a cop, and the two thousand kilometers, and me not being allowed into Canada... I'm gonna have to farm this job out to gruamach or something at this rate.

[elixxir]

No seriously?! That's hilarious! Oh the weepage I could have saved myself if I had known that instead of having to trudge another hour back to the bus stop in the rain. And I will have to take you up on that offer another week, but White Lady and Black Lady v2.0 are visiting tonight so I will be scurrying straight home this week.

[vapidblonde]

How would one do it under a car????
Enquiring minds :P

[elixxir]

I have to cover ALL my bases with the bunch of sexual degenerates reading here :p

[vapidblonde]

Are there people with car fetishes? :P

[elixxir]

Hahahaha, you of all people need to ask after working the fet nights :p

[bellafiga]

Sounds like a fantastic day! Awesome! Christine is looking for a shoe beating, sneaking into town without a visit! *waves shoe*

Lottery ticketsare clearly in order everything is coming up whitey!

[elixxir]

Now if only we could perk you up too dammit. Oooers did you see this:
http://socialitelife.celebuzz.com/archive/2010/06/09/katy_perry_compares_lady_gagas_alejandro_to_a_fart_joke.php

[bellafiga]

Eh whitey! Worry not about me! Please! Your day is awesome and only getting more awesome and that's how we'll keep it!

Fuck off Katyfuckingperry! Don't let gaga's actual talent hit you on the ass on the way out! I'm sorry we can't all be as creative as a glow in the dark dress and blue wig!

Cunt!

I may be slightly bitter!

[elixxir]

Right?! Jellis much? Sad when your only claim to fame is faking lesbianism for attention...

[elixxir]

I can draw you a peekture if you like!

[elixxir]

Consider it done! This weekend I will get drunk and create arte for you. I may even finger paint!