I assume so. My friend Sam's kid came down just long enough to say hi because he has some kind of evil stomach flu that had him down for the count today. Apparently just saying 'hi' was all it took.
You know what's MOST telling about this post (other than jesus christ you're HILARIOUS!) is that once upon a time long before the seed took root and had it's fucking disgusting, filthy way with us, I would have NOT been able to read tales of the poop! I would have skipped this post, unfriended you and stopped talking to you full fucking stop!
Now I can BARELY see what the problem here is.
It's abundantly clear we can NEVER be sober again!
All i can think is of Norwalk. Nothing will EVER shake that outta my head. And we LIVED through the beasties having it whilst WE had it. After that it's all fucking gravy!
I think we should look into an iv drip for the vodka. Cause at this point it's a necessity!
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Definitely worthy of drinking the Vodka again. Yup.
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VIVA LE VODKA!!
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I raise my glass of wine to you, and recommend that you find the vodka now!
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It is totally my new mantra!
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Now I can BARELY see what the problem here is.
It's abundantly clear we can NEVER be sober again!
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Clearly the Universe is sending STRONG MESSAGES and they are all involving VODKA. Who am I to argue with science??
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I think we should look into an iv drip for the vodka. Cause at this point it's a necessity!
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I died of lol'ing. You need a "my misfortune is your lulz" tag for this one.
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