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May 16, 2010 22:36

The Dry Diaries, Weekend One: It was the best of times, it was the worst of times ( Read more... )

2.0, motherhood, sharting for humanity, pictures, fitzy, bunny, sobriety tastes like dirty feet

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fattymcgayerson May 17 2010, 02:50:17 UTC
Good lord. Explosive shit... I think my ovaries disintegrated a little bit. Did/ does he have a stomach bug or something?

Definitely worthy of drinking the Vodka again. Yup.

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elixxir May 17 2010, 03:05:54 UTC
I assume so. My friend Sam's kid came down just long enough to say hi because he has some kind of evil stomach flu that had him down for the count today. Apparently just saying 'hi' was all it took.

VIVA LE VODKA!!

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qsuzie May 17 2010, 03:01:49 UTC
LMAO, by the time I got to you taking off the diaper I literally fell off my chair!

I raise my glass of wine to you, and recommend that you find the vodka now!

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elixxir May 17 2010, 03:06:23 UTC
VIVA LE VODKA!!

It is totally my new mantra!

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bellafiga May 17 2010, 03:06:03 UTC
You know what's MOST telling about this post (other than jesus christ you're HILARIOUS!) is that once upon a time long before the seed took root and had it's fucking disgusting, filthy way with us, I would have NOT been able to read tales of the poop! I would have skipped this post, unfriended you and stopped talking to you full fucking stop!

Now I can BARELY see what the problem here is.

It's abundantly clear we can NEVER be sober again!

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elixxir May 17 2010, 03:07:49 UTC
HAHAHAHA RIGHT??!! All I could think in the middle of the shitstorm was that I probably SHOULD be grossed out by this but I can't quite remember why.

Clearly the Universe is sending STRONG MESSAGES and they are all involving VODKA. Who am I to argue with science??

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bellafiga May 17 2010, 03:10:25 UTC
All i can think is of Norwalk. Nothing will EVER shake that outta my head. And we LIVED through the beasties having it whilst WE had it. After that it's all fucking gravy!

I think we should look into an iv drip for the vodka. Cause at this point it's a necessity!

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elixxir May 17 2010, 03:16:28 UTC
VIVA LE VODKA AND LES KNEEGROIDUS'!!

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tamago23 May 17 2010, 05:18:45 UTC
And everywhere else his panicked shit-twirl point his ass in the direction of.

I died of lol'ing. You need a "my misfortune is your lulz" tag for this one.

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elixxir May 17 2010, 15:25:53 UTC
I live to serve :p

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copperdane May 17 2010, 09:56:16 UTC
Hah! I've had these moments. LOL fortunately just one kid involved though so the rampant distruction was a little less...

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elixxir May 17 2010, 15:26:13 UTC
Well by the second round it actually does start to get funny :p

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