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[elixxir]

Holy shit that was a WEEKEND! Sorry, but I'm so tired I just wrote that I was tried and that makes me extra PUNCHY which makes me YELL AT PEOPLE. But. You know. Relatively quietly so you'll adapt

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[talluleh9]

Me: Anita's tits, what??
Fratboy: Do. You. Want. A. Drink??
Me: Oh.

Me: Anita's cans, what??
Fratboy: Do. You. Want. To. Dance??
Me: Oh.

I read this hours ago and still can't stop laughing..

[elixxir]

Imagine being married to me... :p

[vapidblonde]

The texting never stops! HA!
PS. We're the old ladies that lived in the shoe house!

[fattymcgayerson]

Holy crap, no kidding. Still laughing.

[gruamach]

and clearly I deserve a FUCKING MEDAL because he then had to leave right away IN UNIFORM without even boning me and I let him live.

For the record.....Do have any idea how uncomfortable and difficult it is to have sex with the uniform on? Dear god, you can't even bend over with the belt and vest, much less thrust upon a squirming "crazy girl" for half an hour or more. :P

[elixxir]

Fucking figures. Take HIS side. Blah blah blah OUCH. Blah blah blah WHINE.

Ha.

I'm so glad to be in another country right now. :D

[gruamach]

Heh. I was near over the weekend, too.

Every time I saw a copper, I looked to see if it was him. :D

[anita_drink]

I've been drunk on your boobie power for YEARS!

[gruamach]

I say we all need a side-by-side comparison!

(why yes, I am a perv.....how'd you know?)
*grin*