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[elixxir]

So last night all I dreamt about was how messy it would be to try to eat or drink without a tongue. Cuz Cyn brought over this totally wicked film Oldboy and my brain is so broken that what it chose to fixate on was the one character who cut off his own tongue and not even how cool that is but rather what a mess he must make when he tries to eat

Comments

[vapidblonde]

I knew his finger stash would make him irresistable to you. So what is it about Taime that makes you think he's hawt? Is it the I'm Marilyn Mansons tubby sister look he's sporting?

[elixxir]

Must be. Except that when I first got hot for him he was rocking the I'm Marilyn Monroe's tubby sister look. :p

[vapidblonde]

I'm guessing you meant wasn't :P

[elixxir]

You say tomato... :)

[touch_my_skin]

The finger stash is hilarious to me. Though getting it tattooed would be a bit much. I had a friend in my SEB course who would draw one on her finger and randomly do that pose at me during dull classes. It was the funniest crap ever, but I am easily amused heh.

[elixxir]

You and me both, clearly. :D

[elixxir]

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT:

From now on my vagina will at all times be referred to as 'my bean thing'.

That is all.

[vapidblonde]

Ahahahaha, ok between you and kneegy I'm so getting canned today!

[anita_drink]

You say spanish fly, I say grody latino pube-stache.
Either way, it no be getting into my pantalons!

But I AM glad that it brought entertainment into your day. SOMETIMES I enjoy when my stories bring joy to others, even when I AM plagued with the brain ickies from thinking about it!

[elixxir]

Hey that pube stache bought you some homemade mac and cheese and oatmeal raisin cookies. Or was it your cans that did that?...

[anita_drink]

I ask not from whence (or for whynce) the goodies come, I merely smile and shovel them into ma mouf.

[bellafiga]

You are immensely unwell. It's a good thing you have a nice ass and great tits or you'd be dead to me:P

[elixxir]

And I remembered to get some rasoooons for to make cookies with!

[anita_drink]

OOERS! You need for me to taste test?

[elixxir]

Baby no one here eats rasoooons...they are SOLELY for you to taste test! :)