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[elixxir]

Can somebody please explain to me why the fuck it isn't Friday yet?! What the fuck does a bitch gotta do to get a little weekend action going

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[50_ft_queenie]

See you for lunch soon Sunshine! ;P

dont hit me... please!

[ioevri1]

I cant explain anything to you, but i have a question,,, you work for the gub-ment now, what does it matter if they know you are pregnant? It isnt liket hey can sack you for it! At least not here...

Re: dont hit me... please!

[elixxir]

Cuz technically I am still on probation until next week. Not that it matters now I suppose since they wouldn't have enough time to do anything about it even if they wanted to. But for the prinicple of the thing...it's not very spot on to be getting yourself knocked up and raping their benefits immediately. :p I'd rather hold off until I'm safely out of the first trimester before springing the news...

[batty_]

*slinks in*

*slowly slides a plate of chocolate to you across the floor*

*scrams the hell outta there*

[lechrus]

You make pregnancy seem so glamorous. I'm sure there's a dark seedy underbelly of the pregnancy world, carefully kept hidden from the prying eyes of men.

[nachtisch]

I couldn't have hidden my seedy underbelly if I tried. Unleashing the full glory is the new black.

[lechrus]

Unleashing the full glory is the new black.
Good idea. I'm telling my gym that.

[elixxir]

Ha. That would be enough to get me going back to the gym. MAKE WITH THE FULL MONTY!!!!!!!

[lechrus]

P.S. Just kidding. And also, since your plotting my death, could you look into some good funeral arrangements for me? I'm hoping to get a plot in Mt. Pleasant somewhere.