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[elixxir]

Okay, here's the thing

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[bellafiga]

Your monkey has snow on it's head.
Can I have him?

[elixxir]

d00d. This is how angry I am. I even want to bitch slap your poor, cute, snow covered MONKAH!

I am not well. :p

[mscissorhands]

I literally cried to my mother last night, " where is my fucking glow??" when she told me heidi klum looked radiant pregnant. I hear ya on all accounts...maybe only rich skinny chicks geta glow.

[elixxir]

Heidi Klum can bite my fat ass! That bitch needs to go down!

[mscissorhands]

so does her ass kissing husband seal who proclaimed, "Heidi never looks more beautiful than when she is pregnant!"...oh yeah asshole, when do you get to look beautiful huh?

[elixxir]

Seriously. Are her hemorrhoids beautiful too asshole? How about her unrelenting gas and stretch marks?

[vapidblonde]

Please wait till tomorrow to kill me m'kay. I have the adorable original veal coming over tonight and would very much like to have the sex with the hot child pre death. Thanks.

[simplyinsatiabl]

Don't even think of kicking, punching, or killing me. I have no sympathy and I'm not above slapping a pregnant chick! Though I will do it back hand.

I'd still do you!

[bellafiga]

Hahahah i keep tellin her I'm gonna kick her ass and she don't believe me. She says one can't hit a pregnant chick and I keep telling her it isn't so:P

[elixxir]

Prove it negroid...PROVE IT!!!

[bellafiga]

Well you said it all. Nothing I can add. Cept welcome to the pregnancy of hate and anger!!

[elixxir]

And you have to live with me. d00d, I'm so sorry in advance!

[bellafiga]

I can always go outside for a smoke (at least for now). No worries I remember all too keenly how out of control of this you are doll!

[50_ft_queenie]

I'm still up for lunch this week if you are. We can sit and hate the world together.

[elixxir]

Sounds good. There are a ton of places to eat around here - anything in particular appealing?

[50_ft_queenie]

Let's say Wednesday. Email me yer work addy, the time I should meet you and your cell #.

I'm easy babe - I'll eat damn near anything! Thai, chinese, sushi, italian, pub grub - it's all good. You're the one with the vomit issues these days, so I will defer to the wishes and whims of the pregnant warrior woman. ;)

[elixxir]

What's yer email again?