Comments | elfwreck: Thirteen Very Bad Fanfics

elfwreck

Thirteen Very Bad Fanfics

Dec 24, 2006 21:26

13 Fanfics that should never be written, a.k.a. what *not* to write on your Christmas vacation. All wrong. Very bad. I inflict them on you to get them out of my head, in the hopes that stronger minds than mine can castrate these mutant plotbunnies before they grow up into MPREG nightmares.

( #13-2. Don't click. Bad for the eyes; bad for the brain. )

fanfiction, slash

Comments 8

stasia December 25 2006, 05:53:43 UTC

... I'm pretty sure that there's Dobby/Gollum slash out there, actually.

No, I have not read any. No, I will not ever *be* reading any, if I stumble across it. I'll be the one running in fear.

But, you know, I'm almost positive it's out there.

Be careful.

Happy holidays! *bounce*

Stasia

terpsichoros December 25 2006, 06:29:24 UTC

Results 1 - 10 of about 41 for Dobby/Gollum slash. (0.24 seconds)

tiggerypum December 25 2006, 21:47:42 UTC

Dobby Gollum *twitch* Yeah, I know you warned us :P

schol_r_lea December 26 2006, 00:50:23 UTC

I'm assuming that #10 would apply to me IRL, yes? That certainly explains a lot...

schol_r_lea December 26 2006, 01:00:02 UTC

You win. I honestly don't think I could come up with anything worse than that.

This really ought to be MQ'ed, except that that would be just asking for those stories to get written, which would, of course, end all sentient life in the cosmos. In fact, I have it on good authority that the Forerunners used a Dobby/Gollum MPREG story as the main power source for Halo.

kshandra December 26 2006, 07:24:31 UTC

The phone booth manifests inside the Tardis. Bill & Ted become the Doctor's new companions. Includes threesome slash.

You had me up to that last sentence.