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So once again my trip to Mangrove has ended with prolonged entrapment. Honestly I was expecting no less. But that's besides the point of this post.

See, I've been offered an...interesting proposal. A Faustian bargain, if you will. And of course, instead of making up my own mind, I'm creating a poll. So without further ramblings, I give you The List:

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( For Luke's Eyes Mostly. )

I'm in an unnaturally good mood. Someone say something horrible, quick, before I start smiling!

(O_o)

Ever have one of those days where you just want to stab everything in sight?

On my fifth day of torture,
my captor gave to me
Five broken teeth,
Four razor cuts,
Three broken ribs,
Two shattered kneecaps,
And a scorching case of herpes...

(If I had my graphics tablet on me no doubt a brilliantly disturbing image would accompany this)

Font centered to annoy Mel
(^_^)
 

SO! What was supposed to be a routine possession of my gnarled and ill-treated body has become a full-blown, week-long scene of head spinning, projectile vomiting, fun ( Read more... )

There are times when I look at myself, look at all I could have been, all I have become, and just laugh ( Read more... )

Your result for Are you a vampire, werewolf or necromancer? quiz...

Necromancer

knock knock knock, wakey wakey


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Your result for The Sorting Hat Test...

Slytherin

You scored 32% Order/Chaos, and 37% Moral/Rational


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