Shiny New Post #2

[killthefez]

Welcome to the Eleven-era kink meme. Carry on.

Do: Please post anon. Ask for the prompt of your choice, for any pairing or kink or for gen fic. Encourage writer anons by leaving them a comment. Play nicely with others. Have fun reading and writing!

Don't: Be mean. Ask for or write smut about underage characters. Forget to use a spoiler warning when

Comments

[anonymous]

Eleven/Rubik's Cube hatesex.

[anonymous]

Very rarely has so much AWESOME been contained in four words.

[anonymous]

Damn you for making me produce funny squeaking sounds while trying desperately not to laugh!

[anonymous]

SECONDED. Very seconded.

[taleya]

...god help me I think I may have worked out how to do this.

[anonymous]

Write it! Wriiiite it! It wants to leap out of your brain and liiiiiiiiiive in the sunliiiiiiiiiiight~

[taleya]

Fuckit. I'm doing it. After half the shit I've written I can't even pretend to claim the high ground. I can't even claim the goddamn swamps.

Fill - Absolute rubbish stickery-coloured sex trap...thing 1/?

[taleya]

The Doctor sat at the kitchen table in the TARDIS, butter knife in one hand and a baleful look on his face

Absolute rubbish stickery-coloured sex trap...thing 2/4

[taleya]

For a moment he sat there, petrified, feeling the sinister plastic press against places he'd really rather they didn't press against.

This....This was very not good. In fact it had the capacity to be extremely bad.

He rocked experimentally as a precursor to standing and it replied with an ominous creaking noise, so he stopped. Maybe it was trying to communicate with him?

"Hello?" he asked hesitantly. There was no answer, or maybe it was his imagination - always overactive that, great thing it was too - but the plastic seemed to press a little firmer against him. He hoped it didn’t speak Terseran, he wasn't quite sure he'd had enough carbohydrates of late to be able to properly communicate the full heartfelt speech he was fairly sure he would have to give in order to convince it not to damage certain parts of his anatomy that he was quite attached to. Mind you, that tended to apply to all parts of his anatomy, so it was a rather silly saying anyway and it certainly had to be well aware of how it had him at its mercy and

Absolute rubbish stickery-coloured sex trap...thing 3/4

[taleya]

He shifted back, and then forward again experimentally again, mouth opening a little. Oh. Oh. That was. Oh. He had these things wrong all the time. They weren't rubbish little cubey stickery-coloured broken puzzle things -

Back.

Forth.

- They were rotten little stickery coloured sex traps. Bit obviously really. They waited until you were frustrated enough to tear them apart and then throw the bits everywhere and then accidentally sit on one particular piece - rather clever touch, that - and...

He leaned forward. Oh. Oh. Pressure. Pressure and bright sparkly pleasurepain in new and exciting places

Absolute rubbish stickery-coloured sex trap...thing 4/4

[taleya]

Amy and Rory were in the Console room when he returned, bearing clean pants and a smug mien, talking in low tones. Amy said something too low for his ears to catch, but it made Rory let out a bark of laughter that sounded inappropriate and somewhat embarrassed and then Amy was looking up at him, the hint of a devilish smile dancing around the corners of her lips

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[lizzie_marie_23]

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What did I just read? Why did I like it? Taleya, what have you done to me?

Also, the reference to TGWW made me tear up a bit.

Re: Absolute rubbish stickery-coloured sex trap...thing 4/4

[taleya]

I really should have made it a GC ref. Woulda made the whole scene where he flips up the solved one funnier in retrospect :D

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[anonymous]

When I woke up this morning I found notifications of a four-part story with a very intriguing title in my inbox. I clicked on the first part, saw what the prompt was, and squeaked "WUT?" Then I added, "How on earth can there be FOUR parts to this?"

After reading this through twice (and LMAO) I'm still not how you pulled it off, but it's fantastic! You did a great job getting inside the Doctor's head in the middle of this absurd situation and making it completely believable. And very entertaining.

Well-done, Taleya!

Re: Absolute rubbish stickery-coloured sex trap...thing 4/4

[taleya]

"How on earth can there be FOUR parts to this?"

CRACK. LOTS AND LOTS OF CRACK.

Re: Absolute rubbish stickery-coloured sex trap...thing 4/4

[anonymous]

ahsdfwha? Really? Did you just make rubixcube/Doctor sex? There are no words. I bow to your brain.

"before it tried to steal his genetic material in some dastardly plan to create little hybrid time lord cubey boxy things"
rubixcube wants the Doctor's babies!