You are all damned idiotic assholes. I'd like to see what you people do without a police force. I ain't gonna waste my time trying anymore. I got better things to do than pander to ungrateful little kids that think they can do my job better than I can.
Mustang, consider this my resignation.
I quit.
I don't even freaking remember
(ooc: Just to clarify, yes, he's really quitting, nope! not a curse, memory loss is permanent and he's only got half the details of events from nosing around things)