Hey, kitty man. I loves you, I does, but nudging me awake at 3:00AM and not leeting me get any sleep for the rest of the night?

Not cool.

If it weren't for your furry butt, I'd soo have been able to find a place to live by now.
But you're here, and adowwable, and more than occasionally an arsehole.

I need sleep.

Holy mc krispy treats, the king of pop aka wacko jacko has moonwalked the bucket. (get it? moonwalked the bucket? kicked the bucket? 'cause he's dead, and he did the "HOO!" and the slidey and dances and yeah I'll stop now ( Read more... )

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/8083479.stm

O_O

Kill Bill's Bill's been killed. QQ

Guess who showed up cold, lonely, and starving, meowing desperately on the front steps, at about 5AM?
That fuzzy little punk... gawd, I'm glad he's home.

Well... the interview went well, and I have a second interview at the same place on Friday, but all of this is nothing because
MURPHY'S GONE.

He ran out, and we chased him in the woods in the dark night, but he got away and we can't find him and ohgod*sob*.


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I, uh, I have to get up at five tomorrow. For a big trip. For which I haven't packed a damn thing yet, because the internet keeps eating my delicious, delicious brain.
I go now.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/in_depth/7988549.stm

Woohoo!

If I ever get married, this is the cake I want:


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I'm sitting here listening to the local news hype up the potential for April fool's worm attacks.
"You can protect your computer using inexpensive software."

I'm being the stereotypical Linux nerd here, but I'm protected by using a free operating system, with free updates into perpetuity, which is too dang marginal to be worth attacking with all the ( Read more... )

Dangit, roomie, I know you're packing up all your earthly possessions I've been mooching off of for months, but did it ever occur to you that I can't dispose of what's in the freezer without some sort of cooking vessel? And that I eat only oatmeal for breakfast and own only tupperware, which would be fine if we had a microwave but we don't? And ( Read more... )