fic: your cracks are showing // galbatorix/morzan // inheritance

[electrumqueen]

to kate nash's foundations.

not mine. i should be doing nano, but i'm not because stephen is a little bitch, so have some shitty otp-fic.

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Comments

[vareth_is]

:((((((((((((((

TOR :((((((((((((((

WHY IS IT that you have to write things that make me very sad. (including his GOLDEN dragon WITH THE CRAZY NAME :((( which, you know, i have to sort of pair because it's dragon/rider and it's me.)

But GALBY WHY MUST YOU BE SO STUPID. He and Morzan should just go get a cottage somewhere. :( Screw this changing the world crap. :((

[electrumqueen]

HE IS SO TRAGIC OMFG. I DO NOT MEAN TO HE IS JUST... NOT GEARED TO BE SWEETNESS AND LIGHT. I may try and write some happy!au where he and Morzan go have a cottage and leave the world to Brom? And are crazy old-young men who love each other? IT WOULD BE SACCHARINE AND FULL OF JOY.

(haha, i love his crazy dragon. in my head, she is MADE OF SNARK AND GLEE.)

[vareth_is]

DUDE IT COULD BE LIKE WICKED THE MUSICAL. only, wait, would that make brom glinda, I THINK IT WOULD, ahahaha why does that make me want it more. XDDDDDD

the problem is tor IS one of those types who just cannot Let Things Be. except, you know, the things he really should NOT Let Be, like his bf going off and marrying some (admittedly awesome) chick just because tor's inherent fabulosity is too much for him. i think he needs to get his priorities straight.

(eeeeeeeeeeee snark and glee. all the best dragons ARE, you know. XD)

[electrumqueen]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
=DDD WRITE THAT NOW PLEASE.

[like, every time you say tor. i keep automatically flashing to oc!nasuada's kid. BECAUSE HE IS LIKE THAT TOO.] HE REALLY IS. I spend a lot of time wanting to -hit- him, because he really needs to WAKE UP AND SMELL THE CRAZY. He does not understand what he should be doing! Who cares about the world, you do not let your significant other marry someone who is significantly awesome!

(someone should do Very Secret Diaries for the dragons. i would read them So Many Times.)