027. Medevac

[electroniccrane]

[Backdated the evening of July 19th]

[text // locked to AMU // unhackable]

I'm bringing you an unconscious human male with facial trauma, blunt and lacerative, a puncture wound to the right forearm, and a dislocated left shoulder.

I didn't do it.

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ETA: [Retroactively locked from Jak, at Daxter's request.]

[textHerz Hessian is in the

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[does_everything]

You'd think so. Sometimes the boy don't always do what he's told. [More specifically, Errol.]

...doesn't matter. Do me a favor, sugar; lock this whole thing from Jak? He might go in hero mode and try to jump Erol himself, and the guy don't need any more prison time.

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[electroniccrane]

Done.

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[does_everything]

Thanks, baby.

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[electroniccrane]

If you're going to use a form of address, I prefer "Major."

[It would also be useful if Daxter plans to avoid being stepped on by a possessive boyfriend attentive subordinate.]

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[does_everything]

Major Sweetheart, aye aye.

[Daxter doesn't really give the consequences of his flirting that much thought, unfortunately.]

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[electroniccrane]

One, that's not in keeping with the spirit of my request.

Two, "Major" is an Army rank, not a Naval one.

[This is her "thin ice" voice, Daxter.]

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[does_everything]

Yes ma'am. [Daxter's been on the receiving end of Ashelin's "I will gut you if you don't shut up" voice to recognize it, but he...never really pays attention. All that shit about Army and Naval whatever flies right over his head, too.]

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[electroniccrane]

Good.

[The Major should remind him of Ashelin. Batou and Torn once commiserated about discussed how similarly horrible wonderful their girlfriends were.]