Comments | electroniccrane: 026. Exasperation

electroniccrane

026. Exasperation

Jul 19, 2009 14:43

[text]

They're robots, you realize. Not a single biological component anywhere.

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nantokanare July 19 2009, 19:13:44 UTC

All of them?

[text] electroniccrane July 19 2009, 19:19:42 UTC

All the ones I've seen.

[And that's several of them, since has to go out in public because Ace insists on eating and apparently he can't eat if she's farther than 50 feet from the useless robot-baby and she is going to toss the stupid thing out a window if this doesn't end soon.]

[Audio // Japanese] nantokanare July 19 2009, 19:21:34 UTC

They aren't heavy like you.

[An observation.]

[text] electroniccrane July 19 2009, 19:24:13 UTC

Civilian robotics don't need the active or passive capabilities of a military-grade cybershell.

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fibrir July 19 2009, 20:10:55 UTC

Well, yeah.

[Frenzy is forever thankful for that fact, too. Now, if he would just stop being so wonderfully, willfully stupid about what is, technically, a drone...]

[text] electroniccrane July 19 2009, 20:16:39 UTC

[She doesn't even want to contemplate the offense against nature that Frenzy's robot-baby must be.]

Even the ones assigned to two biological "parents," Frenzy.

[Think, you idiot.]

fibrir July 19 2009, 20:24:26 UTC

[Yeah, Frenzy gets the implication there, Major. Not real. None of them. But. ...it's close enough.]

Don't care.

[text] electroniccrane July 19 2009, 20:26:03 UTC

As you like.

[She herself has all the maternal drive of a rock.]

[Text] soldierbee July 19 2009, 22:30:18 UTC

I know. They're still interesting, though.

[text] electroniccrane July 19 2009, 22:35:47 UTC

For the American usage of "interesting" that actually means "stupid," maybe.

[Text] soldierbee July 20 2009, 00:02:59 UTC

Guess that depends on what you decide to make of it.

[text] electroniccrane July 20 2009, 00:05:29 UTC

Left to my own devices, I wouldn't have made anything out of it at all. Someone didn't want me to destroy the useless thing, though.

[ARE YOU READING THIS, ACE?]

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[Audio] meinxxherz July 19 2009, 23:33:32 UTC

...Really?

So...they--t-they're android babies?

[WHY IS EVERYTHING IN HIS LIFE A LIE?! D:D:D:]

[text] electroniccrane July 19 2009, 23:37:50 UTC

Yes. They're humanoid robots running extremely annoying behavior algorithms.

[Audio] meinxxherz July 19 2009, 23:40:38 UTC

Well...

Bay--

Babies are kinda annoying. I--I mean, when you think a--about it.

[text] electroniccrane July 19 2009, 23:43:21 UTC

One of the many reasons I never wanted anything to do with them.

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electroniccrane July 19 2009, 23:51:20 UTC

[You'll have to get her attention first, Ace. Her ears are off and she's not looking at you to notice your lips moving.]

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electroniccrane July 20 2009, 01:00:37 UTC

[Bonk!

Okay, Ace has her attention. She turns her hearing back on.]

Yes?

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