[open commentlog]

[Kusanagi, her lobster-motif beach towel, and a fruit-rimmed drink that could only be more girly if it had been served by a unicorn riding a dolphin are all on the beach. She appears to be tanning, but unless that shell has a selector switch for skin color, it's a futile exercise.

Besides a (very orange) bikini, she's wearing ( Read more... )

[text]

When someone is telling you exactly what you want to hear, there's a catch, especially when they insist there isn't one.

[Hmm. She may have to spell this out for the slow kids.]

The mirrors may not be lying, but they're not being honest, either.

[She had a conversation with one and agreed to nothing because she's so paranoid she'd check ( Read more... )

[locked to a whole bunch of people // unhackable]

[The lock is to Batou, Musashi, Herz, Remy, OoT Zelda, Odette, and anyone she knows is a minor, explicitly including Oleg, Lily, Sokka, and Toph, but if the Major, who is a massive creeper, could have figured out your character is under 18 from stalking the comms, you may assume they're on this ( Read more... )

[audio // English]

I assume everyone involved is experiencing a particularly unsubtle form of poetic justice?

It's like getting mad at the rain for falling, Redd.

[audio // Mandarin Chinese // not locked because Redd is a jerk]

Batou, Musashi, nothing important over the comms until I get full encryption functionality back.

[audio // English]

This is fun.

[There is a faint "chu!" in the background, from the Major's new pet slime.]

Are there any other types besides the normal blue ones, the metal ones, hoimis, and Kings?

[She is so going to catch 'em all.]

OOC: This post can serve as a commentlog if anyone wants. Find her anywhere on the passenger decks as she ( Read more... )

[audio // English]

For those of you from 2009, today was Imperial American Thanksgiving. If you're from 2008, it's tomorrow. If you're from 2007, you missed it; it was the 22nd.

We already had ours.

[Elephant in the room? What elephant? The Major wants to talk about holidays.]

The library collection has expanded in interesting new directions.

[audio // English]

This is an amazing amount of fuss over something so trivial.

((OOC: Is she affected? Fuck if your characters can tell. Spoiler: She isn't.))

((OOC: This is the Backdating With Li'l Motoko Post. Tag it 'til the end of time, guys.))

[Motoko is in the buffet. It's her very favorite place on the ship, because it has soda, and no one to tell her she has to stop drinking it ( Read more... )

[locked to Batou // 60% hackable]

[audio // Japanese]

Mr. Batou? Why do people keep calling me Major Kusanagi?