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electroniccrane

046. Dénouement

Dec 02, 2009 18:17

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In light of recent events, I've put together something of a timeline for the curious, and to clear up misunderstandings. In the absence of a rational system of justice, the court of public opinion will have to suffice.

At the outset, Jane Dowe, [user id], who believes herself to be logged into an immersive video game, "initiated Player vs ( Read more... )

rookie, batou, lily, blitz, thom, akagi, billy, jak, musashi, i'm a cop, don't fuck with section 9, the major explains it all, zelda, oleg, ironhide, mikaela, erol, north, information warfare and dirty tricks, razer

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heavyweaponsbot December 3 2009, 00:08:30 UTC

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Where is this Dowe?

electroniccrane December 3 2009, 00:21:03 UTC

Find her yourself.

[She likes Jane. Ironhide is annoying.]

heavyweaponsbot December 3 2009, 00:23:04 UTC

The human is responsible for harming my charge. Give me more information!

electroniccrane December 3 2009, 00:24:48 UTC

I've given you more than enough. You wouldn't even have known this much without me.

[Quid pro quo, Agent Ironhide.]

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huragokwhistler December 3 2009, 00:15:22 UTC

Is it normally that insane here?

[ He has to ask. He really does. ]

[audio] he's text unless specified otherwise, right? electroniccrane December 3 2009, 00:22:23 UTC

Normally it's less intrusive if you don't go looking.

[Her English is very fluent but slightly Japanese-accented.]

[text] yeah, i'm just awesome and forget to put that on there >.< huragokwhistler December 3 2009, 00:34:03 UTC

Well, that's good to hear. Seems like sometimes it goes looking for people, though.

[ A-hah, a voice to go with the texts. Finally. ]

[audio] electroniccrane December 3 2009, 00:36:26 UTC

The same is true of anywhere. The problem here is that it doesn't stay dead when you kill it.

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shadesofeco December 3 2009, 01:52:41 UTC

[He's not quite so sure about the rabid dog part, but the rest is right.]

I'm working on the control part.

electroniccrane December 3 2009, 01:55:23 UTC

Good.

tachikhromatic December 3 2009, 03:57:33 UTC

Do we get to have to find someone else to punish then, Major?

electroniccrane December 3 2009, 04:01:27 UTC

No.

[Let's not kid ourselves; Batou beating Jak to a pulp was roughly 90% about the Major being injured.]

tachikhromatic December 3 2009, 04:35:05 UTC

Oh. Okay then!

[Fun-killer! Killer of all things fun! MURDERER!]

...bu~ut...If the whole thing wasn't his fault, then it was that-one, Jane's? What was the motive for that kind of attack?

electroniccrane December 3 2009, 04:37:04 UTC

Dowe thinks she's in a video game. I assume she was trying to level.

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psychoticracer December 3 2009, 04:27:20 UTC

[Oh god, he's hoping he doesn't get pounded for this by Praxis. How the Major's post would be his fault, he doesn't know, but the Baron is good at making things his fault.]

I suppose you think that's terribly clever.

electroniccrane December 3 2009, 04:28:36 UTC

No, it was elementary.

[...my dear Erol.]

psychoticracer December 3 2009, 04:57:57 UTC

Naturally.

[God dammit how can he turn this around, the Baron's going to beat the SHIT out of him. He just got back on his feet! Fff.]

You don't know the slightest thing about Dark Eco.

electroniccrane December 3 2009, 05:00:31 UTC

Conceded. But I know a great deal about you, and by extension, the sort of person who would employ you.

[Just how much does Batou remember, Erol?]

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