045. Slimes

Nov 28, 2009 23:25

[audio // English]

This is fun.

[There is a faint "chu!" in the background, from the Major's new pet slime.]

Are there any other types besides the normal blue ones, the metal ones, hoimis, and Kings?

[She is so going to catch 'em all.]

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tachikhromatic November 29 2009, 04:29:12 UTC
Fun?

[There is an element of 'holy shit' in it's voice that to date Tachikoma have just not been capable of producing. Because...the Major is having 'fun' with something that makes a 'chu' sound. Chilling.]

Major, what's going on?

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electroniccrane November 29 2009, 04:31:31 UTC
I caught a slime.

[She's dryly amused.]

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tachikhromatic November 29 2009, 04:45:48 UTC
A slime? What's that?

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electroniccrane November 29 2009, 05:10:14 UTC
An autonomous but not very bright AI, from what I can tell.

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[locked // 70% unhackable] morequartersplz November 29 2009, 05:47:41 UTC
Sup sup?

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[locked // unhackable] electroniccrane November 29 2009, 05:50:33 UTC
Who'd you kill before Jak got you?

[The Major has no intention of attempting to break Jane's delusion. She just wants to know what went down.]

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[locked // unhackable] morequartersplz November 29 2009, 05:52:27 UTC
Some dude, some chick, some other chick and Akagi.

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[locked // unhackable] electroniccrane November 29 2009, 05:58:33 UTC
[So descriptive.]

Billy, Mikaela, and Gail.

[She sounds satisfied. Mystery solved.]

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lilyground November 29 2009, 07:22:49 UTC
I saw one on the floor that was all gross and bubbly. I hit it with a chair.

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electroniccrane November 29 2009, 07:26:12 UTC
[Lily is the Major's kind of kid.]

Did you get anything good?

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lilyground November 29 2009, 07:27:16 UTC
It gave me a doll? I don't know what it does.

[It gives hugs from afar. Really. Good for two uses.]

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electroniccrane November 29 2009, 07:32:02 UTC
Do you like dolls?

[Better than B's copy of Titanic dubbed into Finnish and Middle Aztec.]

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shenghuanzhe November 29 2009, 08:03:55 UTC
There's a bunch more. Got some with bird wings and a halo. Got some that look like dragons.

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electroniccrane November 29 2009, 08:06:45 UTC
Noted.

[The slime chimes in with another "chu".]

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shenghuanzhe November 29 2009, 08:07:41 UTC
[Kage cocks his head. ]

You're... keepin' one.

[That doesn't chime with the mental image he has of the Major.]

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electroniccrane November 29 2009, 08:09:49 UTC
They're cute.

[Liking cute things is deeply woven into the Japanese national character. Look at their tanks.]

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electronichound November 29 2009, 08:04:51 UTC
I found a jar you can keep that one in, Major.

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electroniccrane November 29 2009, 08:07:56 UTC
Good.

[Because that's where you keep a slime, right?]

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electronichound November 29 2009, 08:09:58 UTC
[Where else would you keep one?]

... do you suppose it requires ventilation?

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electroniccrane November 29 2009, 08:12:09 UTC
We can poke holes in the lid.

[Yes, this conversation is actually happening.]

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