-serving at the reef -serving and bartending at kramer -about to do security for the reef -djing a cowboy-themed lesbian birthday party tonight in adams morgan -the fuck valentine's day boozer was awesome -everyone looks forward to the next thing i throw
i got drunk last night. things are hard to do today. i love having sunday as my day off.
captain foreskin calls me pathetic. how patheitic is it to send me text messages at 1 in the morning calling me pathetic? especially when our drama is so 2005... life is hard when you're bored, crazy, and of rich parents.
toniamonster: dean loves you back but is more dedicated to being a heartbreaker than ever being happy toniamonster: you know this toniamonster: i know this toniamonster: dean knows this
toniamonster: the last time i saw you you were too hot to handle