I wish there was a special CD (or other audio recording) that was silent. Not blank, but a big, LOUD, booming silence. I would put on my headphones and be able to block out absolutely all other noise and sound. No thunder, no waves, no dolphin sounds...just blaring quiet.
I have two wishes. One is that I could be annorexic only in my thighs. The other has a little more substance to it and means a lot more to me: I wish that when I'm 83 my husband and I will still be madly in love with each other
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I got a new box of tampons today. The box's design includes a picture of some poppies. I'm wondering if this particular company isn't suggesting that women need opium when they're on the rag? To tell the truth, that isn't a bad idea, as it would surely ease cramps and reduce the infamous and tell-tale "bitchiness" that so many women suffer.