Private to Pouty Lips
Friday night.

Need it off.

Private to Marietta
I've got what you need.

Private
I know Sylvie told me that Lee J Anise's baby looks nothing like me, but I'd feel awkward if there wasn't documented evidence when I go to the MLE to put an end to this shit, once and for all.

Crazy bint.

Private to Marietta
I need a bit of a favour, and I'm pretty sure you're the best person to ask.

If you're curious, I've spent the past week in a long, everlasting moment of euphoria, enjoying in the awesomely brilliant news that I was right, all bleeding long.

Just to let you all know -

If you happen to see a very pregnant bird in the lobby of building one, can you do me the favour of not talking to her? Or listening to her? Just pretend she's not there.

Thanks ever so.

I can't believe she
No wait I can.

I'm going to go on record to say she's lying.

she's lying she has to be lying of course she's lying she's bloody well lying

there's no sodding way

this isn't happening. not. happening.

no.

i refuse i don't accept this at fucking all

fuck! fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

what if she's not?

Right. So. Funny story, yeah?

About a month ago I got a very special letter from a fan. Which, yeah, isn't really that big of a deal, except for the fact that said fan only just turned seventeen and I'm very lax with my morality on certain issues. Said fan also claimed she was going to "come find me." You know, because of being of age and all.

Well ( Read more... )

Fucking hell. After some careful stalking observations, it seems that everyone keeps their money. Off by one bleeding week. ONE WEEK.

Don't ask me how I know. I just do.

Private to George
Let's say that I had some information on a certain holiday candy that was sent by a non-existent company just in time for Valentine's Day and I thought it might be a ( Read more... )

Ladies, ladies, ladies! As Valentine's Day draws closer, I've decided to spread the love. My love. That said, I can imagine no better way to spend the greatest day for love than with one of you lovely women residing in this building. Or two, if that's your thing. But it'll be a great night of wining and dining and giving you all the attention you ( Read more... )

One day in and Project: Special Valentine's Day for Euterpe's Corner is going brilliantly ( Read more... )