Ducked it.

[eldavo]

That's right, I had a hugely eventful series of months, and said nothing about it. And I'm not gonna. Neener neener. I got this LJ partially to have a place where I could discuss an event, and therefore not have to tell everybody I know the details about it, and why I didn't do this instead of that. Because you guys know you love to do that.

Comments

[drkflameofhavok]

I just decided to come back to LJ, so I'm sorry that I'm one of those people who made you feel like they weren't reading anymore. Technically I wasn't, but not because of you.

And I love you. But you probably already knew that due to our psychic-twinness.

And I'm sorry about the girlfriend thing, for what it's worth. <3

[eldavo]

Ash is my first replyer? Hax? I am almost in tears. I wish I could quantify the awesomeness of it, but even I could not comprehend the math that it would involve.

Hearts forever, you utterly perfect woman, you. Email me some time so that my joy may spill forth onto my keyboard. Like the indecisive john said, take that how you want.

[drkflameofhavok]

Oh the spilling forth of joy, how it renders me giddy and languid. I'll email you very soon.

And now that I'm reading again, I expect journal entries, my dear.

[eldavo]

Damn. Now I HAVE to update.

Fine. You win this round. But I'm not always going to be willing to dance on a string for you like that. Only until I'm dead.

[jelarin]

I should comment too. So it is interesting to read stuff you wrote, but feedback shouldn't be mandatory. I will love you when you get those mp3 files to me! And you need to come trick-or-treating with us. Post journals more often! I will read them!

[eldavo]

I am being roped. I cannot avoid this. I will go trick-or-treating with you. By that, I mean I will walk around taking a child or children out and about to get candy. I will seek none of my own. This is the way of Dave. Certainly not Carlito's way. That got him killed.

[gregness]

One thing before I get to the ass-kissing: "It is always improper to refer to a person as "they," but nobody gives a shit."

You're not flat out wrong about much, but damn if that isn't a doozy. 'They' has become pretty much the standard way of referring to a single person in a gender neutral fashion. I mean, I personally think that everyone gets way too worked up over the whole politically correct business, but it's not improper english. Unless of course you're looking at a sentence that looks something like "I need go thank they for the saving of day." but in that case, I think 'they' is the least of your worries.

You ask me, I say we oughtta just invent a new gender neutral pronoun, but until then, 'they' is the standard.

Anyway, good to see you updating again. These are always entertaining reads. I think it's time for another round of RPG quotes, no?

[eldavo]

So, essentially, your post means "What Dave said."

RPG quotes are forthcoming. They're much more esoteric lately, and less self-contained, but they will be posted.

[jenngen]

It is Dave. He has posted. It was good. There was much rejoicing!

Did your Momma tell you there was mail for you at my house? Your name, my address... kinda freaky in a cool way.

-J

[eldavo]

?

This frightens me. Why do you have my mail? It's not on a shrine or anything, is it?

I'm scared to ask what else you have. Also, I'm going to advise you to keep further announcements that you have my things on the down-low. My first wife, Allie...she's possessive, and she gets a little crazy sometimes.

[jenngen]

You mean Im not supposed to have a Dave shrine? Ok... I'll dismantle it right away. :p

It was junk and I left it on the boxes outside. I just thought it was coincidence worth mentioning.

To Daves 1st wife Allie: Easy hunny, its ok. I believe in the sanctity of marriage.... Rotflmao!!!!!

-J

[cuntress]

Have you ever found yourself avoiding a conversation with somebody because you know that half the things you're about to say, you're going to have to immediately repeat?

Worse. I find myself in these conversations so often that I just start repeating myself whether I've been asked to repeat myself or not. I'm turning into my mother. It makes me want to stab myself in the temple.

[eldavo]

I'm going to post this RPG quote later for everyone who doesn't read the comments, but I feel it's a good time for it here:

Person 1: "You know, you've got a lot of your mother in you."
Person 2: "What's that supposed to mean?"
Person 3: "YOU'RE LIKE YOUR MOM!"

It happens in fantasy worlds too, I guess.

[cuntress]

The whole idea sickens me! Except Inara can be like me. That's fine.