Comments | elapses: much ado about chois

elapses

much ado about chois

Jul 26, 2010 20:06

This weekend I got tongue-raped by some dude at Vivian's cabin party? I mean I could tell he was into me (everyone could tell, Vivian asked me if I was okay with being hit on and offered to make him stop and she was REALLY DRUNK, so the fact that she noticed is monumental, but like a fool I said no because he seemed pretty harmless and fly-like) ( Read more... )

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cambridge July 27 2010, 02:57:13 UTC

OMG I LOVE THIS POST. I AM ONLY HALF WAY READING THROUGH IT BUT MY REACTION IS ROFL LUVVVVVV!!!!!! I will give you a longer but still pretty incoherent comment once I finish reading!

elapses July 27 2010, 03:00:53 UTC

OMG GIRL I AM SO GLAD

cambridge July 28 2010, 05:18:47 UTC

HI, I AM BACK NOW. I got distracted and had the urge to make kpop icons, sorry!

TO REITERATE: LUV THIS POST. It is amazing and I've never thought about the ~Choi factor before. There is also one possible Choi (well, two but w/e) cousin in F.T. Island that may or may not fit your description. I know he fits the attractive part, at least. But he's only 5'10 ( ... )

elapses July 28 2010, 05:36:43 UTC

I HAVE NO PROBLEMS WITH THAT.

Oooh he is pretty! And his eyebrows have potential. ARE HIS BANDMEMBERS SHORTER THAN HIM?

What's really weird/uncomfortable is how Sulli is barely even young by kpop standards! EVERY BAND HAS TO DEBUT WITH AN UNCOMFORTABLY UNDERAGE MEMBER OR FOUR THESE DAYS, it's a rule or something. F(x) is the worst though, Krystal is like eight. AND MINHO IS THE BEST PART OF SHINEE, hands down, omg he is delightful. And I don't know, I'm not usually into boy bands I guess?! I mean somehow the Suju thing happened and I have various fondnesses for 2PM and 2AM members and a love/hate relationship with SHINee, but a lot of the boy bands kind of..... blend together for me. AND MOSTLY WHAT I WANT FROM THE BOY BANDS I DO LIKE IS RIDICULOUSNESS, and all DBSK seems to do is be... talented. HOW BORING ( ... )

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ambiguousreason July 27 2010, 02:59:18 UTC

1. That dude is disgusting/inappropriate/I hope you elbow-stabbed him in the gut or something, wow.

2. I LOVE THAT NOTEBOOK AS WELL. WOW. WAY TO FAIL LIFE.

elapses July 27 2010, 03:03:01 UTC

Oh my god I like, TOLD HIM TO GET OUT but thirty minutes later he tried to climb down again to spoon me. I AM NOT EVEN KIDDING, why would any person think that was an appropriate way to act?

I know right :(

goldenmelisande July 27 2010, 03:16:51 UTC

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elapses July 27 2010, 03:23:41 UTC

Oh god we totally have to watch those episodes. I WILL SUFFER THROUGH CREEPYFACE AND WHATEVER RIDICULOUS "SCIENCE" THEY HAD THAT WEEK FOR HIM. Do you remember if those episodes have Siwon too? UGH IT IS ALWAYS SOMETHING, why can't we

Everyone is a better Choi than Sooyoung, tbh. She needs to work harder at this talentless/dumb shtick. Also the fact that she knows how to make ugly faces without using her eyebrows at all is abhorrent to me, HOW DARE SHE BETRAY HER HERITAGE.

Yeah, it's really too bad about him being in SHINee.

I DON'T KNOW THOUGH WE'VE DONE A LOT OF AMAZING PROJECTS

goldenmelisande July 27 2010, 03:36:59 UTC

YEAH BASICALLY, I am really excited based on that comment about him, Cuddlewolf, and Kibum hanging out being socially awkward hermits together. I have a feeling he might be in the background though based on that. O WELL, at least Cuddlewolf will be there? FINALLY GETTING OUT OF THE HOUSE, FOR ONCE. :') And he will be there. And idk about Siwon, I think they changed the ridiculous Wikipedia page, I couldn't find the part that tells you who is in which episode. It is also possible I am just dumb. I don't know.

SERIOUSLY, SHE CAN DANCE AND SING PERFECTLY DECENTLY AND SHE IS ACTIVELY NOT A DUMBASS. AND SHE DOESN'T USE HER EYEBROWS. SOOYOUNG. Quit slacking on your Choi duties gdi ( ... )

elapses July 27 2010, 03:41:31 UTC

You know this is going to end in us watching for them the whole time except for when we're >:Ding at ......some people and their hermity trio only getting two seconds of screentime. ALSO THAT SUCKS, WHO WOULD MESS WITH THE RIDICULOUSLY DETAILED WIKIPEDIA PAGE, that information was clearly very important.

SHE'S LUCKY SHE'S TALL AND PRETTY >:(

Pointy Chin is the leader?

I SUPPOSE IT IS THE BEST THING WE'RE ALLOWED TO TALK ABOUT IN PUBLIC, MAYBE.

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mekosuchinae July 27 2010, 03:23:58 UTC

1: Ugh, that guy, what the fuck! No one in the universe should ever think that okay, because it's not okay by any definition whatsoever. I'm so, so sorry. *internet hugs*

2: THE REST OF THIS POST IS SO AMAZING, I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO DEAL. Your findings seem pretty accurate to me, I gotta say. The evidence is compelling.

I am now overwhelmingly tempted to follow Siwon's twitter because holy crap, how is it even possible for one dude to be so adorable and ... unexpectedly charming?? APPARENTLY.

elapses July 27 2010, 03:36:02 UTC

And yet so many people do! Ugh when I mentioned it the next morning someone told me he's "usually pretty cool, he just really needs a girlfriend". THAT IS NOT HOW "USUALLY PRETTY COOL" WORKS, GOOD NIGHT.

I don't know!! He is so lame, I swear he outdoes himself with the lame faces accompanied by ridiculous english WEEKLY. "Choiminator.. hahahaha :D !!", ARE THERE REALLY REAL PEOPLE LIKE THAT?! There are entire segments on shows where his bandmates will just sit there, imitating him and his ridiculous hand gestures. He is my favorite.

veils July 27 2010, 05:15:00 UTC

omg i don't know how to feel about this post. it is simultaneously the most impressive and terrifying thing i think i have ever seen.

ps. i wish it had a meme.

elapses July 27 2010, 05:17:02 UTC

WE DON'T DO MEMES HERE

veils July 27 2010, 06:24:26 UTC

fuck you there are memes here all the time.

elapses July 27 2010, 16:46:48 UTC

I don't even remember what kind of meme you wanted, to be totally honest. ALL I REMEMBER IS I DIDN'T WANT TO DO IT, I WANTED TO MAKE INSANELY OVERINVESTED POSTS ABOUT KOREAN POP MUSIC INSTEAD, why won't you let me be me.