much ado about chois

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This weekend I got tongue-raped by some dude at Vivian's cabin party? I mean I could tell he was into me (everyone could tell, Vivian asked me if I was okay with being hit on and offered to make him stop and she was REALLY DRUNK, so the fact that she noticed is monumental, but like a fool I said no because he seemed pretty harmless and fly-like)

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[goldenmelisande]

&CHOIS;

THEY ARE SUCH A WONDERFUL GIFT TO US OMFG. So beautiful! So tall! Such incredibly ridiculous faces! I AM SO GLAD WE HAVE FOUND DBSK CHOI, I can forgive DBSK for existing now. HE IS JUST SO INCREDIBLY DELIGHTFUL. I kind of want to watch the episode(s?) of EHB that have DBSK now, just for him. He is wonderful. :( And totally a better Choi than Sooyoung, his name situation may be questionable but his position as a full on Choi is most definitely not. LOOK AT THOSE EYEBROWS! AND THAT FACE! AND THAT RIDICULOUS HEIGHT omg he is a monster.

Also oh my god those pictures of Minho, the really hilarious thing is that like, EVERY SINGLE PICTURE OF HIM EVER TAKEN IS EVIDENCE OF HIS DUMBNESS. HE JUST DOES NOT EVER STOP LOOKING COMPLETELY DIMWITTED.

I am pretty sure this is my new favorite thing you/we have ever done, I CAN'T STOP STARING AT IT. IT'S JUST SO BEAUTIFUL ♥_____♥

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Oh god we totally have to watch those episodes. I WILL SUFFER THROUGH CREEPYFACE AND WHATEVER RIDICULOUS "SCIENCE" THEY HAD THAT WEEK FOR HIM. Do you remember if those episodes have Siwon too? UGH IT IS ALWAYS SOMETHING, why can't we

Everyone is a better Choi than Sooyoung, tbh. She needs to work harder at this talentless/dumb shtick. Also the fact that she knows how to make ugly faces without using her eyebrows at all is abhorrent to me, HOW DARE SHE BETRAY HER HERITAGE.

Yeah, it's really too bad about him being in SHINee.

I DON'T KNOW THOUGH WE'VE DONE A LOT OF AMAZING PROJECTS

[goldenmelisande]

YEAH BASICALLY, I am really excited based on that comment about him, Cuddlewolf, and Kibum hanging out being socially awkward hermits together. I have a feeling he might be in the background though based on that. O WELL, at least Cuddlewolf will be there? FINALLY GETTING OUT OF THE HOUSE, FOR ONCE. :') And he will be there. And idk about Siwon, I think they changed the ridiculous Wikipedia page, I couldn't find the part that tells you who is in which episode. It is also possible I am just dumb. I don't know.

SERIOUSLY, SHE CAN DANCE AND SING PERFECTLY DECENTLY AND SHE IS ACTIVELY NOT A DUMBASS. AND SHE DOESN'T USE HER EYEBROWS. SOOYOUNG. Quit slacking on your Choi duties gdi >:(

It sucks that both SHINee and DBSK have to continue the Choi tradition (and that they both have one other person who we are also fond of, both of whom are leaders now that I think about it, HMMMMMM), I do not want to have to care about either band.

TRUE. I JUST REALLY LOVE CHOIS. ALSO I AM FICKLE, I AM NOT SAYING THIS IS MY #1 FAVORITE FOREVER HERE, work with me

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You know this is going to end in us watching for them the whole time except for when we're >:Ding at ......some people and their hermity trio only getting two seconds of screentime. ALSO THAT SUCKS, WHO WOULD MESS WITH THE RIDICULOUSLY DETAILED WIKIPEDIA PAGE, that information was clearly very important.

SHE'S LUCKY SHE'S TALL AND PRETTY >:(

Pointy Chin is the leader?

I SUPPOSE IT IS THE BEST THING WE'RE ALLOWED TO TALK ABOUT IN PUBLIC, MAYBE.

[goldenmelisande]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I ANTICIPATED, it is going to be us a) marveling/complaining at their idea of "science", b) us making gross >>>:) comments, c) us making "HOW DO THESE PEOPLE FUNCTION, WHAT IS WRONG WITH THEM" comments, and d) us making "omg his face ♥__♥" comments. I am so excited tbh, HOPEFULLY I WILL NOT BE LET DOWN.

YES, HER TITLE AS SOOYOUNG THE FRIENDLY GIANT IS DEFINITELY HELPING HER OUT. And also her faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace.

YYY, I wonder if he's faily? Or adorable? Or prone to making incredibly endearing comments to counter the gross comments/blunders that the rest of kpop is constantly subjecting us to? I WANT TO KNOW BUT I DON'T WANT TO INVESTIGATE, ew dbsk. :|

IDK WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, WE DON'T TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB

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HM I WOULD SAY YOU KNOW US PRETTY WELL.

Ugh one Onew is bad enough, I JUST WANT TO DISLIKE ALL OF SHINEE/DBSK ASIDE FROM CHOIS, why is that so hard. (Speaking of things we need to watch, HE NEEDS TO ON WGM AND KICK YOOONG'S ASS, I feel like part of the reason we're so behind is because he was being such a fucking twerp last time.)

[goldenmelisande]

WELL I WOULD HOPE SO, it would not make sense if I did not.

UGH I KNOW RIGHT, I'm always like "we should just take Minho out of SHINee and then I wouldn't give a fuck", but I am just SO FOND OF ONEW. I really like his voice. :( And his face. :( And his personality. :( And his complete failure as a human being, he's adorbs. And I am already inexplicably fond of Pointy Chin, he is not repulsive looking! And his rapping is good! Ugh why do both of them make life difficult like this. (OMFG THAT WOULD BE SO AMAZING, although lol like Onew is capable of kicking anyone's ass. He can just make this face a lot and piss Yooong off by talking about how good of friends he is with Seobb and how he visited the snsd dorm, etc etc. ONEW WOULD NEVER MAKE SUCH DISPLAYS OF TWERPINESS, YOOOONG, SO STOP IT AND GET OVER YOURSELF.)

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I CAN'T BELIEVE HE FELL LIKE, A DAY INTO LUCIFER PROMOTIONS, he is such a failure! It is amazing! And I know, Pointy Chin is stealth delightful. What are our lives :( (LOLOLOL WELL YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I MEANT. Send Yooong~ into his irritating jealous mode and then Seobb and Onew can be all aloof while he fumes.)

HELLO I HAVE HAD THIS COMMENT BOX OPEN FOR LIKE A DAY NOW, good job me.

Oh my god and I didn't even finish it I am as bad as Onew

[goldenmelisande]

LOL I KNOW RIGHT, omg I love him so much. UGH ALEX THE POINTY CHIN WITH CHILDREN VIDEOS WERE REALLY DELIGHTFUL, I AM NOT A VERY STRONG PERSON, why is this my life. Also while I was looking at dbsk related stuff today (omg still cannot believe I am a person who looks at dbsk related stuff, even if I do it for very specific reasons) there was a fancam of Pseudochoi pulling a Leeteuk at some awards ceremony, it was really adorbs. :( (LOOOOOOOOOL, I BET SEOBB WILL LAUGH AT HIS LAME JOKES.)

THAT IS WHY I LOVE YOU, ALEX, il all failures.

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Wasn't that what was going on in that video of him and Minho? WHY WERE YOU CRYING CHANGMIN? BECAUSE CHOI MINHO IS SO HANDSOME! (OMG HYUUUUUUNG!!!!!!!! CHANGMIN HYUNG IS THE BEST!!!!!!!!) I wonder if that was the same day... was he an ugly crier like Leeteuk? (Lol nice molesting icon, btw.)

Lucky for me.

[goldenmelisande]

I actually think it might have been? I just looked up that video and the outfit/hair looks the same so I'm going to say probably. And idk, he actually covers up his face when he cries, unlike Leeteuk (OR SOME OTHER PEOPLE IN SUPER JUNIOR, CUDDLEWOLF), so I couldn't tell. He was really adorbs about it, surprise. (tysm, omg that part will never not make me lol so hard, HANGENG ARE YOU WATCHING THIS??? GL IN CHINA ^^~)

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MY LIFE WOULD BE EMPTIER IF CUDDLEWOLF STARTED COVERING UP HIS FACE. (I'LL TAKE YOUR BITCH... omg I can't remember how it goes, why did I ever close that macro?)

[goldenmelisande]

SEE IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE KIDDING BUT WE BOTH KNOW YOU ARE NOT, THAT WOULD BE SUCH A SERIOUS OFFENSE, WHAT WOULD WE EVEN DO WITH OURSELVES. (here u go, omfg it's still fucking hilarious)