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ISN'T MY YOUNGER SELF THE GREATEST ACTOR? I was so cute I bet you just couldn't stand me ♥ Annnyway glad that's over ♥ It's nice to be legal again, you know?

...Does anyone know where I am? And how I can get home? My mother'll be angry with me if I miss my appointment.

(...about eight. Um.)

That was BO~RING! I thought it would be interesting when it started, but I didn't even get any lesbian sex! LAAAAAAAAAAAME.

Oh well! At least I still have this cute outfit ♥

Well, I always knew I'd be amazingly hot as a woman (considering I was amazingly hot to begin with ♥), but I never expected built-in fetish gear!

I like this week's weird shit.

(...yeah maid outfit, lol arrancar. No other changes, considering he looks like a freaking girl to begin with.)

I'm back! From losing this thing, anyway!

Bet you all missed me ♥ I don't know what it was doing under my bed! I mean, I could understand if it were mobile or something, but.

ANYWAY, MISTER PRUDE, WAS IT GOOD FOR YOU TOO?

( Private to self//difficult to hack )

HEY MISTER PRUDE

THIS IS REALLY KINKY, DON'T YOU THINK?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHA.

ETNA, YOU CHEATING WHORE.

( Private to Etna )

...Etna?

I. Have something to tell you.

YOU MELT MY NONEXISTANT HEART.

LET'S GET MARRIED. I AM SURE WE CAN BOOK SOME CHERUBS FOR THE WEDDING!

( Private to Etna )

An introduction to the various deziens of Hueco Mundo, only one of which is particularly interesting. (Hint! RIGHT HERE ♥)

:] <- Me.

>:V <-Grimmjow. OR SHOULD I SAY FAGGERJACK, AHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

:E <- Faggerjack's dead boyfriend, Di Roy.

p_q <-Ulquiorra. Who is quite possibly more emo than all of you combined.

8B <- Wanderweiss Maljera.

^_^ <- ( Read more... )

...well, at least the damn prude's gone.

HOPE HE DIDN'T MOLEST ANY OF YOU ♥ You know them religious types. Can't trust 'em for a second!

Anyway, I have a very special announcement regarding a certain teacher:

AIZEN SOUSUKE LIKES LITTLE GIRLS.

UGLY ONES.Of course, if you're not an ugly little girl you don't have to worry about being molested or ( Read more... )