I'm going to continue the surrealism of one crazy taco lady ( Read more... )

I'm in Haupauge NY, on Long Island. My job sent me there for a training class. A guy sitting next to me in the class is a Richard Quodomine. It turns out he was in epsilon sigma APO back in 1992. He started telling a story centering on how in 94 APO tried to sever ties with the boy scouts, and I was like hey I'm in APO too. I thought I recognized ( Read more... )

Almost got in a fight with some huge Indians at a bar last night.

Everyone laugh at the poetry kid.

I feel like a huge bad ass whenever I drive my parents bronco. It's so bad but it's true. It's like a tank. It gets about 9 dollars a gallon. But it could probably pull a trailer. I notice other cars getting out of my way. I feel bad because I am against wasteful things like this but my parents want me to use it to take my sister to work and such ( Read more... )

Heather Legg told me that next saturday after this saturday she is having a dinner for people. I was thinking about going to Buffalo for a visit for that. But would people be cool to the Stealth and hang out with me and also maybe offer a place to sleep that night? Just throwing it out there.

Sarah told me to do it ( Read more... )

Took my dad to the emergency room earlier this morning, complains of pain after having a colonoscopy yesterday ( Read more... )

All evil girls:

It is not ok to to go to a bar when you already have a boyfriend, and you go without him, and let a nice guy hit on you and buy you drinks, and then casually mention your boyfriend, you are evil and you are going to hell begone whore. That is all.

I talked to a kid online last night. He graduated in depaul. He is taking a year off. He is no genius he had a 2.8 gpa. But he is going to law school next year. He was telling me engineers who get law degrees make a lot of money and of course I say no way could I get into law school. He said as long as I do good on the LSAT test a 4th tier college ( Read more... )