Alright, time to turn on the randomizer ( Read more... )

°Yesterday we ate at Applebee's. Here's a thought...Why the hell do we ever go to Applebee's? The food's not very good, the waitress reminded me of Joan Cusack playing dumb - and perhaps just out of the halo - and the average age in the place was just a few years shy of the 4:30 dinner time at Luby's Cafeteria ( Read more... )

Just one of those things that many people will never understand...

The lovely feeling of your back hair gently blowing in the breeze.

As I've mentioned in a previous post, I have some time off coming up in late august. my problem is, I'm not sure what to do with it. Of course my first idea is to consult with Chris on his availability, since he has more time off available, and i thought, more flexibility. This however, is not entirely the case as Chris has an upcoming office ( Read more... )

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So, a couple of weeks ago I mentioned that we sometimes start saying "Big Boy" and "Fluffy" when people get those voice recognition call menus that I hate so much, mocking the Citibank ad ( Read more... )

Chris told me a little detail tonight that made me blush a little bit. don't worry, the set up takes forever, because I'm telling this tale. Of course, the story will be even more embarrassing, and will probably give people some bad images of me, but heck, I'm game ( Read more... )

I’ve got questions to answer, and even a couple of statements to make, so there’s plenty to write about today. It will be chopped up into different posts, because, for one thing, I’m at work at this moment ( Read more... )

Since the comic strip "Garfield" has offended me for the last 15 years or so with it's lame rehashed jokes and little attempt to actually do more than be a place to rant about mondays, the lack of Lasagna in the house, and the attention span of dogs, I would like to put a marker out on the decadent western civilization that has created this monster ( Read more... )

Ev'nin', ma'am ( Read more... )