badger badger badger badger, mushroom MUSHROOM!

[eggplantempress]

It all started with eggplants. Eggplants were always the left out vegetable, say... 4-5 years ago. That damn popular carrot, its even orange... (agent_aubergine pointed out that orange is the opposition to aubergine on the colour wheel and should be stopped at all costs). But as time passes i am plagued with new disregarded and underappreciated things, so -ladies

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[chaotic_avatar]

LONG LIVE THE SPORK!

*throws them around.. ninja like*

[eggplantempress]

Eggcellent... >=)

We have ze tools, we have ze skills! Now all we have left to do is combat the anti-spork (pro-splade) squad... and go shopping for our pink lycra bikepants and fluro green leg warmers for behind closed doors *ahem* costumes.

[chaotic_avatar]

*dances around burning a pro-splade flag*

down with the Infidels!

[eggplantempress]

[chilledglove]

is it the "missing link", or is it the next stage in the evolution oO

[eggplantempress]

*strokes imaginery beard*

Wellll... the spork was invented in the 1940's by the United States army after conquering Japan. General MacArthur declared that eating with chopsticks was uncivilized, and the Japanese should eat with forks and spoons like the rest of the "civilized" world. However, there was some hesitation in the military about "arming" the civilians of the newly conquered land with forks, and so the spork was invented. Despite this, the official patent on the name and concept of the "spork" is currently held by Van Brode Milling Co., Inc. So im gonna go with the evolution theory. ;-)

[eggplantempress]

http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Olympus/1810/whatisaspork/maybe.jpg

Hehehe... This must be an ancestor of the modern spork. "The Missing Link" mayhaps?

[chilledglove]

woah!

badger badger badger badger, mushroom MUSHROOM!

[belladonna1982]

SNAKE!

Feck! I won't be able to get that out of my head all day now! *sniffle*

Re: badger badger badger badger, mushroom MUSHROOM!

[eggplantempress]

Heh hehehehehe... *hides*

[syl]

Mwahaha! so amusing! =)

[syl]

btw... where are they meant to go in the cutlery drawer?
Mine goes: serving spoons, forks, spoons, knives; with the teaspoons at the front of the drawer. NO ROOM FOR SPORKS!

[eggplantempress]

Hmm... very interesting problem indeed. They dont belong in draws anyway, they are worthy of worship and should be given shrines!

[kataklysma]

Haha! A fellow dual-purpose eating utensil supporter.
www.myspace.com/shrinks4sporks

[eggplantempress]

Word, yo.

Will definately check it out when i get back home, which means finally setting up one of those My Space account things. o_0