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[eggplantempress]

It all started with eggplants. Eggplants were always the left out vegetable, say... 4-5 years ago. That damn popular carrot, its even orange... (agent_aubergine pointed out that orange is the opposition to aubergine on the colour wheel and should be stopped at all costs). But as time passes i am plagued with new disregarded and underappreciated things, so -ladies and gentlemen- i am here today to speak to you about a utensil known as... the spork. Well not really, i think xenthar has elaborated on it quite adequately... I am just here to spam you with my pro-sporkism.

LONG LIVE THE SPORK!!!



And now i shall leave you with Lunachick's Lyrics...

"Spork"

Well, I got a spork, and I'm in my skorts,
I'm havin a spritzer, and I can see the moon,
My gauchos feel good,
I'm havin some Brunch,
but this question keep comin' up!

IS IT A FORK OR IS IT A SPOON
IS IT A FORK OR IS IT A SPOON
IS IT A FORK OR IS IT A SPOON
IS IT A FORK OR IS IT A SPOON

SPORK!
SPORK!
SPORK!

I got sneakers with heels and hi heels with wheels
Got a cat that's a dog and a fish that's a frog
I look up at the sun, as I chew on some gum,
But this question keeps plaugin' us!

IS IT A FORK OR IS IT A SPOON
IS IT A FORK OR IS IT A SPOON
IS IT A FORK OR IS IT A SPOON
IS IT A FORK OR IS IT A SPOON

SPORK!
SPORK!
SPORK!

I hear that lunch bell ringin'!

Psst! Keep youre eye out for my seductive webcam sporking. Have to go home and hook up my computer tonight. ;-p