I apologize for another lackluster update, but all I've been doing is playing videogames. In some moment of clarity I realized that the only way I'll ever truly be accepted is with a controller in my hand. What controller, you ask? That's irrelevant, my friend. Here we accept games of all race, creed, and origin, though we do occasionally poke ( Read more... )

Sweeden's latest death metal robot sensation.

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My house has no air conditioning, and a fucking oscillating fan isn't going to have much of an impact when there's seven people cramped into one bedroom. All of the choice places taken, I wisely passed out on an old cot mattress. I think the springs left an imprint on my spine. I woke sometime later, when my body inevitably came to the ( Read more... )

You know you're having a happy birthday when your potential love interest doesn't even care to see you. I give up. Seriously -- fuck relationships.

I haven't updated my gournal in approximately 49,582,910,485,642 years, but that's alright. Nothing's really happened in the past few months aside from a lot of emo bullshit. Don't worry -- I'll spare you. I've grown tired of being the typical emotional teenager, which leaves me with two options... I can progress or I can regress. Playing ( Read more... )

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to swim in a pool of Weis healthy strawberry with other natural flavors sweetened with aspartame and fructose nonfat yogurt? I have.

This one time I actually left my bedroom. It was enthralling, I tell you. I sat on the steps in front of my house and absorbed the energy rays of that giant orange orb of warm goodness that is inevitably going to expand and consume us all. This was a few minutes ago, actually, and I'm still in disbelief that it happened. The initiated know that ( Read more... )

Apparently, my journal was quite "atrocious." I don't know if it was the random color palette or the images of naked men, but I eliminated both. Here's a cute kitten instead. ^^


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i am teh wilting flower
fires of bad, bad badness
eat at my soul... and they torment it!
yeah, and they hit it with stuff, like bats
and stones
and hard stuff like that
it hurts.