akin to a duck being run over by a small japanese-made automobile

[eggandyou]

My house has no air conditioning, and a fucking oscillating fan isn't going to have much of an impact when there's seven people cramped into one bedroom. All of the choice places taken, I wisely passed out on an old cot mattress. I think the springs left an imprint on my spine. I woke sometime later, when my body inevitably came to the

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[binahmirah]

look who's talking, fatty mcfatterstein.

[eggandyou]

You misspelled my last name, thus proving that you are a giant slut!

[shorty0792]

I like that lobster.