New rule: Drink every time there's dykes.
For instance, if they play a request and dedication, from Cynthia to Annie*, in Jamaica Plain**, and it's a bowm bowm sex song, such as YOU ARE MY LAYDEE, chug an entire bottle of whiskey, cut your hair into a mullet, and make out with the nearest chick.
*For the less familiar, those are top-tier dyke names.
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