Characters: OPEN
Date/Time: Friday November 26nd, all day
Location: The Park
Rating: G
Summary: The Watch has a bake sale. If anybody just wants to fool around in here as an open log with the bake sale as a backdrop, be my guest!
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While it was a stupid idea, at least it was a really stupid idea instead of just a moderately stupid idea. If you do something stupid, you may as well go all the way. )
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...She really did think the calendar idea was better. It did no harm, and it could even prove a tactical advantage against criminals who were too busy thinking of calendar pictures to put up an effective fight. (Where that bit of tactical thought came from, Handmaiden was unsure. It seemed a little too familiar.)
Still. She was here, making sure that people didn't try to steal the transparently homemade confections and watching to see if anyone was interested in the unleavened bread she had contributed (they weren't).
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And she hadn't been against the calendar. All good reasons for Bell to be just slightly curious enough to get to know more about her.
He stopped in front of the table Handmaiden was close to, looking over the flatbread. She would...probably be insulted if he bought one just to use it to wipe his fingers on, hm? Though, if the bread was any good, he could probably use it for dinner sometime. It might neutralize some of the spiciness of the curry. A little. One could hope.
"Looks like this will be a huge success," he said flatly, subtly setting the cupcake down on the bread table with the intention of forgetting it there. "...It's a shame about the calendars."
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"I think the calendars would have been a more effective way to raise money," she said, nodding slightly and wondering where he was going to take this conversation. Handmaiden really didn't mind the thought of having her body ogled. Ogling happened, whether someone was clothed or not. As long as no one tried to make their fantasies interfere with her day, they could do what they like as far as she was concerned. "But appealing to the dietary vices of Edensphere is... a start."
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Damn. He had told them that he'd only approve of it provided they didn't give anybody food poisoning, didn't he?
Ah, well. Hopefully they'd get a few pity donations, which was just about all they could ask for at this point. He pulled up a chair, tossed a few coins into the fund and lit a cigar to puff at and surreptitiously fed Nobby scorched butter cookies underneath the table.
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Whether or not Stoneface did, Handmaiden couldn't guess. But he looked relaxed enough, if unenthusiastic. She felt slightly less absurd about trying to raise money this way. "Do you think we will raise enough money here?"
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He took the cigar from out of his mouth and blew a plume of smoke from out of the corner of his mouth. "Enough money? No. Not at all. They're selling these things cheap, and frankly, nobody'll pay more for them."
He shrugged. "But it's a start, and the lads were keen on it. And it's better than them trying to organize a ball or something like that."
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She surveyed the pinnacle of logistical skill the Watchmen had displayed in the bake sale and tried to superimpose that on an image of a formal dance. It was... an interesting mental picture. "That is very true," she said gravely. She glanced over at one young man trying to sell some rather scorched brownies. The conversation was difficult to hear, but it looked as though the man was trying to paint a portrait of and when a mugger leaps out of the darkness you want a better place to flee than the ramen stand, right?
"It certainly shows a different side to some of the watchmen," she said. "Some of them are rather... creative."
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Then again, another part of his mind argued, there were worse alternatives. And it WAS for a good cause, to help out the team and give them a solid place to gather if they needed it.
So Sky had found himself volunteering to protect their profits for a while, wanting to contribute SOMETHING, as he had little knowledge of how to cook decently. He sat with the box of coins, looking bored, but on the inside he was highly-alert, one hand diving into his coat pocket to make sure his badge was still there every now and then. A very cynical, suspicious part of him would not put it past someone to try and start trouble, even at a harmless event like this.
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"As far as I know, we're not- but thank you for your support. I hope you were able to find something remotely edible."
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She surveyed some of the tables, deciding where to go first.
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After spending longer than was really necessary debating the merits of finding baked goods better than the not-scones against those of not having to deal with queues and crowds and elbows he found himself still undecided. Deciding the closest person was probably more informed than him (the closest person usually tended to be better informed than him) he waved to get Sailormoon's attention, pointing to the tray of burned not-scones.
"Hey, kid! Think these things are safe to eat?"
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She puffed up a bit to make herself look a bit taller and more mature. "My name's Sailormoon," she corrected him. "Those are safe to eat, just a bit burnt."
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