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[OPEN] Honey I Blew Up the Kids!

Mar 27, 2009 13:33

Characters:Alexi/Skwisgaar (blondsambitions), Blood/Yachiru (pinkhairedchild, Ghost/Jack (redrobinhood) and OPEN
Date/Time: Early Afternoon, 3/27
Location: Marketplace
Rating: Y-7 for monsters and violence PG for CRACK.
Summary: AY-YI-YI! Zordon! There's two monsters attacking Angel Grove the Edensphere Marketplace!!!

( This sounds like the worse fanfic crossover EVER. )

~metalocalypse: skwisgaar (alexi), ~power rangers: jack (ghost), ~bleach: yachiru (blood), ~power rangers: adam (kermit)

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I'm sorry for this... kind of. blondsambitions March 27 2009, 21:19:27 UTC

Another advantage of this broad body, Alexi could brave through the intensive wind with almost no trouble. His black hair whipped around his face, and he still had to squint, positioning his forearm in front of his face in case something came flying at him. All that was annoying, yeah, but at least he himself could walk through it without being propelled into the air himself.

As he approached Smoke's bar, his eyes landed on a peculiar looking woman he was sure he had never seen before.

...an older woman.

Alexi grinned, some of his natural instincts ever present, even in this body. "Hello, lady," he said (growled, really, but he couldn't help that). "You heading to the bar? Drinks are on me. Not for, uhhh... everybody, just you. My name's Alexi, by the way, and I'm normally much more attractive than this."

pinkhairedchild March 27 2009, 22:32:30 UTC

Sauntering along behind Ghost, casting a shadow big enough to make even the hardiest of folks stay out of her way, Blood was enjoying the reactions her giant form was getting. She finally looked as bad-ass as she always felt, although the size and equipment took some getting used to.

Not having any idea of what the plan was, mainly because she hadn't paid attention, she paused when she heard someone start speaking to Ghost.

Correction - offering Ghost free drinks and calling him a lady.

Laughing hysterically, a deep rumbling emanating from the chest and practically shaking the nearby ground, Blood approached and smirked. "Tch, yer not gonna get far doin' that, she ain't interested."

I love you guys redrobinhood March 27 2009, 23:22:02 UTC

For a moment Ghost could only gape wordlessly at Alexi.

He did not. Just. Do. THAT!!!

Somewhere deep within the fourth floor he was absolutely positive Smoke was laughing without even knowing why. Just cause he would and fate was a cruel bitch.

"ALEXI! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?! YOU PERV!"

Ghost had the most horribly screeching, glass breaking girly scream EVER.

I love you guys too xD blondsambitions March 27 2009, 23:51:58 UTC

The moment Alexi noticed the other giant man (that he recognized as Blood), he instinctively took a step back and grabbed his shoulder, remembering the arm wrestling match all too well.

And then the woman started yelling, and his eyes practically bulged out of his head with how quickly they widened. As intimidating as he tone was, it was also kind of hot. A lot.

"Hey, hey! I'm not a perv!" he grumbled defensively. "You can't blame a guy for offering free drinks to such a beautiful lady."

Though he grinned at her, he still glanced over at Blood apprehensively. Last thing he wanted was to piss her off.

pinkhairedchild March 28 2009, 00:44:46 UTC

Alexi's action caused Blood to smile even wider as she moved even closer to the two, very obviously looming over Alexi.

While she wasn't exactly aware of what a perv was she could tell Ghost wasn't happy. That was all she needed to know.

"The lady," snicker, "said back off, ugly!" she said, her hand automatically moving between Ghost and Alexi. "I can blame ya for sayin' that stuff to my brother."

There was an interesting feeling in the air, like Blood's entire being was humming softly. She could practically smell a possible fight.