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[OPEN] Honey I Blew Up the Kids!

Mar 27, 2009 13:33

Characters:Alexi/Skwisgaar (blondsambitions), Blood/Yachiru (pinkhairedchild, Ghost/Jack (redrobinhood) and OPEN
Date/Time: Early Afternoon, 3/27
Location: Marketplace
Rating: Y-7 for monsters and violence PG for CRACK.
Summary: AY-YI-YI! Zordon! There's two monsters attacking Angel Grove the Edensphere Marketplace!!!

( This sounds like the worse fanfic crossover EVER. )

~metalocalypse: skwisgaar (alexi), ~power rangers: jack (ghost), ~bleach: yachiru (blood), ~power rangers: adam (kermit)

Comments 24

redrobinhood March 28 2009, 02:46:21 UTC

Now Ghost was mortified--both at Alexi's questionable taste in women (thank God Kanin wasn't there!) and at the fact that his little sister felt the need to defend him!

"Alexi you dense bastard!" He screamed. "Its me, Ghost! You freak!"

His first instinct would have been to smack the guy. But he was trapped in another body with well manicured fingers and constant migraines--that didn't work for the sheer amount of punishment he wanted to dish.

So he threw his heavy crescent wand at Alexi, not quite realizing what he was doing. All he was focused on was

DIE ALEXI DIE!

blondsambitions March 28 2009, 03:12:32 UTC

It was very hard to remember that this huge ass guy that was getting a little too close for comfort was actually adorable, little (if not lethal) Blood. In fact, Alexi forgot pretty quickly, holding his hands in front of his chest. "Whoa, whoa, dude. I don't want any trouble."

One dark eyebrow arched the moment Blood declared the GMILF her (his?) brother, then Alexi's head snapped, and he looked at the older woman in confusion.

His face paled, and he stared with horror as it finally dawned on him who exactly the beautiful lady was. The revelation distracted him from the oncoming pole.

"WHY THE HELL DIDN'T YOU TELL-?"

Alexi cut himself off, looking down and blinking curiously as smoke exuded from his feet. His eyes darted around, but he was too shocked to properly ask what the hell was going on. And if that was weird, it hardly compared to the fact that everything around him was getting smaller and smaller by the second.

pinkhairedchild March 28 2009, 04:01:45 UTC

The fact that Alexi was reacting so strongly had Blood convinced that he was obviously overwhelmed by her superior size and strength. "If ya don't back off yer gonna get trouble!"

She was having fun with this, it wasn't right that Ghost had boobies and stuff but at least she could make sure he stayed safe.

Blood also didn't see the pole get tossed, her grin about to split her face in half with glee at Alexi's yelling.

"WE TRIED, YA SHOULD HAVE KNOWN WHO WAS WALKIN' WITH ME!"

The smoke was unexpected, and Blood assumed she had caused it with her sudden increase in temper. She actually didn't realize she was growing as she lumbered forward, ready to grab Alexi by the shoulders to shake him so he'd listen better.

redrobinhood March 28 2009, 04:06:29 UTC

Oh. Dear. God.

Ghost scrambled back, tripped over himself, and fell with a whump onto the ground. Then he just sat there with his neck craned upward in horrified fascination.

"dwa er..wha.."

Nothing but gibberish came out of his mouth as his brain tried to compute what the hell had just happened.

And why this all seemed strangely familiar.

"B--BLOOD?! ALEXI!!"

blondsambitions March 28 2009, 04:13:56 UTC

Alexi's head kept turning rapidly, still wondering just what was going on, but then he stopped, realizing that Blood was rushing right toward him. With quite the fearsome growl (that he would've noted sounded Metal if he wasn't so panicked at the moment), Alexi pivoted.

Unfortunately, with everything as small as it was, he had no room. Without a second thought, he leaped forward, landing on the next island.