Yeah. So, France was coo'.

I mean, if  y'all are the type who like dem pretty girls. And then when them pretty girls pull of thei' shirts, and I'm like Shit! You strap a bear un'erneath you' arms? Damn, need a fuckin'... lawnmower or machete to get through that shit.

And they French bitches skinny. No, I'm serious. I go for titties, and alls I gets ( Read more... )

Yo, check this shit. Gots me a damn fine piece of the net, here. On this fuckin’ awesome livejournal shit. Awwwwww, yeeahh. Got this sweet laptop, stole from some store. Fuckin’ thing’s the size of a notebook.

What the fuck these ads here for? Yeah, TAKE IT, journal-thing. TAKE IT IN THE ASS.

‘Cept I kinda feel like I’m the one gettin’ ( Read more... )