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[ed_wuncler_iii]

Yeah. So, France was coo'.

I mean, if  y'all are the type who like dem pretty girls. And then when them pretty girls pull of thei' shirts, and I'm like Shit! You strap a bear un'erneath you' arms? Damn, need a fuckin'... lawnmower or machete to get through that shit.

And they French bitches skinny. No, I'm serious. I go for titties, and alls I gets

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[ed_wuncler_iii]

Shit, man! It's maddenin'. Cain't help myself, y'know?

Yo, if it get all infected-like, could it spread t'my brain?

Naw, nigga, I don' wanna go to a shrink. Dat's why I ain't goin'. But my grandad's all set on "puttin' my head on straight", 's how he calls it. I calls it bullshit. Hell, I dunno what's wrong wit me, but I don' give a fuck.

Yeah. Mean, we did a'ight, yeah? Yo, you should feel my sternum, bitch. It feel like it got two separate halves, ya know wha' I mean? It all shiftin' 'round, an' I just don' know what to do with it. But it's coo'.

Shit, man, how you never get hurt on these things, I don' know. HOW THE FUCK YOU DO THAT, MOTHERFUCKER?

An' yeah. I think Europe's just full o' haters. They don' appreciate us.

I's ready to relax, maybe hang out wit' a few ladies. 'S long as dey ain't got rugs 'neath thei' arms. Kinda clubs they got here?

[ed_wuncler_iii]

I think it sound unique, y'know. But it gettin' fuckin' OLD. Cain't sleep on my stomach no more, ya kno wha' I'm sayin'?

Yeah, dat nigga from Dethklok offer'd t' lemme get checked out at thei' clinic. They ain't gonna fuck me anymo'e, are they?

Multilevel song floors? Shee-it. Heh. Least they know how ta have a good time, guess.

Yo, they speak English? Bu', y'know... guess it don' matter. I c'n still get a bitch without knowin' thei' language. You should get a bitch, too, Rummy. Have a little fun, or somethin'.

Naw- it don' matter if I's all busted up. Chicks like dat. I think.

I keep the shades on, less we go somewhere. Y'know.

[ed_wuncler_iii]

Aw, shit, man! That'd ruin the surprise element, ya know wha' I'm sayin'?

But I might. Shit's gettin' uncomfortable.

Could y'all gimme a... full report on how I doin' if I do? So's th' old bastard ain't gotta ship my ass off to a hospital?

[ed_wuncler_iii]

Ai'ght. Thanks. ... Worse? Shit man, I a soldier. Kinda shit could be worse'n that?

Yo, c'n you get brain damage from a eye infection?

[monarch_the]

.....You shot a priest... in a church.

[monarch_the]

Makes it a little better, I guess. I mean he's still shooting a guy in a church, though. I'm not even religious, and c'mon.

[cinnamonxbuns]

swamp-monster piss drink? no idea what yer talkin about. shit dood, hald the stuff ya said I aint gaht a clue.
was it absnithe maybe? I'm immune to jest about everything, but that shits pretty good once ya get used to it.

[ed_wuncler_iii]

Yeah, tha's it! Ab-Absinthee... somthin' like that. It all green and shit. Drank it straight from th' bottle. Powerful strong shit, tasted fuckin' nasty, though.

How the fuck you get immune to shit like that, 'S like sayin' you got bulletproof skin, or somethin'.

[cinnamonxbuns]

eh, I'm immune to jest about everything. I've done it all. I grew up smokin government weed every day, I had kiddie glaucoma. So if I wanna get wasted or somethin, I gotta drink enough to kill a few people. Dont ask me.
But yea dood, absinthe'll fuck ya up. Dont drink that shit straight from the bottle, its fuckin nasty. Ya gotta set it up the right way.

[ed_wuncler_iii]

Yo, it sound like you had a fucked up childhood.

How the fuck you set it up? I ain't never heard o' dat shit.

[gooddoggy]

You really might want to have someone fix your eye, not that the eye patch thing wouldn't be neat, but it'll ruin your depth perception. One of our guys lost his eye and he can't hit anything to save his life. Or light cigarettes.

[plumpumpkin]

eyepatches work for pirates...which we would only dress up as for research....

[gooddoggy]

Speaking of, I picked us up a bunch of stuff for that.