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[ed_wuncler_iii]

Yeah. So, France was coo'.

I mean, if  y'all are the type who like dem pretty girls. And then when them pretty girls pull of thei' shirts, and I'm like Shit! You strap a bear un'erneath you' arms? Damn, need a fuckin'... lawnmower or machete to get through that shit.

And they French bitches skinny. No, I'm serious. I go for titties, and alls I gets

Comments

[gooddoggy]

You really might want to have someone fix your eye, not that the eye patch thing wouldn't be neat, but it'll ruin your depth perception. One of our guys lost his eye and he can't hit anything to save his life. Or light cigarettes.

[plumpumpkin]

eyepatches work for pirates...which we would only dress up as for research....

[gooddoggy]

Speaking of, I picked us up a bunch of stuff for that.

[gooddoggy]

as long as he doesn't drink too much and put his eye out too.

[cinnamonxbuns]

nah dood no worries! why would I be touchin my eye anyways?

[gooddoggy]

well it's less the touching and more the poking out I would be worried about.

[cinnamonxbuns]

why would I wanna poke out anybody's eye?
we need lots of rum too dood! Pirates like rum. Alot.
I dont even really remember what we're doin dood, all I know is I gahta buy that island. And I want my little hook thingy. And some awesome pirate clothes.

[gooddoggy]

Well, the rum might be why you would want to poke someone's eye out.

We can get rum! And if you've got the island and I have the clothes ...

... wait, we still need the ship part.

[cinnamonxbuns]

ooooooh. good call dood.

[greedyful]

Oh, well luckily you won't have to worry about that anymore, considering you're not going.

[gooddoggy]

wait.... why? Did I do something wrong?

[greedyful]

You? No. I just don't feel like i'm living up to the big bad souless monster thing. I have fans to think of after all.

Say bye bye now.

[gooddoggy]

You're serious? You can't just...

... God damn Boss, you're such a bastard sometimes.

[greedyful]

That's more like it.

Bye bye now.

[gooddoggy]

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