You're right. Screw conformist views of cancer, shortness of breath, premature aging, yellow teeth, and a constant disgusting smell--as well as being an annoyance to something like 65% of people around me--I WANT to spend thousands of dollars per year of unnecessary money and to distract myself while driving or from relaxing on my breaks, in mornings, before bed, while driving, etc etc, because I don't want to be a conformist. Plus smoking is cool, but conforming to be cool or non-conformist doesn't count as conforming. Duh! Speaking of not conforming, I'm joining the Brown party (Smokertarians) to fight this evil oppressive regime... Surgeon General of Spin!
Haha.. unless some comments got deleted somewhere, I'm the only one who has replied, my response was sarcasm too, and he even asked me if I realized he was being sarcastic (I replied yes!).
Andrew, how come nobody else has a centipede-free vagina?
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Andrew, how come nobody else has a centipede-free vagina?
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closer to the truth than you know!~
hahahahahahahahahahaha
see? i offend her a ton. it's really okay. i greenlight your cynicism, brad. i've known you too long not to :)
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come see rage in new york with me this summer.
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