Don't cry, lovely, you'll ruin all the pretty pictures I put on your face. You look delicious. I could lick you up. *smiles politely at a woman suspended from the ceiling by chains* Red roses on your cheeks, bloody mary on your lips, yeah, and you have such pretty jasmine on your eyes. They smell like nighttime and sparkle like the stars. Mmm ( Read more... )

Grandmummy will join us after she finds the right buttons to make Uncle buzz. She might need to change his batteries. *pouts* Should've told her before going. I'll think hard and faeries will come to her on gossamer wings to psst psst psst in her ear ( Read more... )

Oh yeah, funny things are filling the sky and the stars buck and kick like wild stallions to keep their room. Not nice, playin' with the stars like that. Twinkle, twinkle. They'll cry and flood the world and no one will be left. It'll be dark, yeah, but not half so funny as I want it to be. They're all noisy at night ( Read more... )

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*twirls with Miss Edith at arms' length* Oh, I feel...warm. Inside. Mmm, bubbling with fresh girly parts under my skin. I'm blushing! Grandmummy seems displeased, all muddled in her head. Pixies can fly through, I've seen it, yeah. We've been playing, but my daughter's head is across the way. Shouldn't be there. Might get kicked...you know ( Read more... )

Oh, my head spins with it. The fight for the throne to have us a king to bring everyone to their knees. Oh, kiss, kiss his hand. Could've been us. Yeah. Grandmummy and Nephew and me and my pretties. A ruling family that would've been most proper. They'd come from all over the lands just to press their lips to our...feet. But shh! Says it's ( Read more... )

Grandmummy had a fire. It burns like holy water. Trickles down, there's smoke and curling. She doesn't talk but I saw. Always see ( Read more... )

Oh God.

Oh Lord.

Please forgive me father. *crosses herself*

*looks at Miss Edith*

I completely blame the family for this.

Oh God!

Darla wants to save the world, and Michelle and Keira are helping her. She wants to be a human again. Isn't that funny? Lindsey is cleaning the house and teaching vampires to find their demon within. Evan is just missing. Angel wants a reunion. Spike is...doing what it is Spike does nowadays (and it certainly isn't me ( Read more... )

I'm quite cross with little Emily Anne. Naughty girl. I knew she had her secrets, but popping my new knight was not nice. She made his pretty face bumpy and broken. *pouts* Not a fitting gift for your mummy, not at all. She didn't even bring a lovely present to make amends. The family isn't pleased. She rocked the boat and now they want her ( Read more... )