Comments | easilyabused: lol my hp&tdh crack theory pls

easilyabused

lol my hp&tdh crack theory pls

Mar 29, 2007 15:54

Okay I giggled a bit but can that be The Fucking Locket, please? Thus can good old Merope like, come out of the veil or something, and be like, "Wtf, why are you all up in Harry's grill, all playa hatin' and some shit?" And Voldemort will be like "Hoshit it's my mama." and then she'll be like, "Damn straight, now sit yo' muthafuckin' ass down, boy ( Read more... )

merope = badass motherfucker, wtf, i see the crack fairy hath been with you, music

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lucentliz March 29 2007, 23:28:38 UTC

You have a weird brain. Also, choral festivals = YAY.

easilyabused March 30 2007, 00:35:28 UTC

So, um, yes, the Gaunts = gangsters, clearly. Whoever said they were trailer trash had no idea what they were talking about. x)

OMG CHORAL FESTIVALS. They're so much fun, but ineffingsane when your school hosts them. x.x

lucentliz March 30 2007, 14:32:26 UTC

THEY ARE SO NOT TRAILER TRASH. *kicks people who say so*

tomiko_the_muse March 30 2007, 00:27:03 UTC

Tom: Me and mah boys are gonna roll t'night, see you m--
Merope: Oh NO YOU WON'T. I know what you do when you roll, and I ain't lettin' you leave this house.
Tom: But mama--
Merope: *raises back of hand* DON'T MAKE ME SLAP YOU, I WILL. I'LL BEAT YOU.
Morfin: *slumped in lay-z-boy* Listen...*hic* to yur Ma...*hic*
Tom: ...fuckin' Drunk Uncle Morfizzle.

easilyabused March 30 2007, 00:36:12 UTC

I. I don't even know what to say to this. Other than that. Hoshit, you desperately need to write Gaunt!crack. Like, right now. :D