lol my hp&tdh crack theory pls
Okay I giggled a bit but can that be The Fucking Locket, please? Thus can good old Merope like, come out of the veil or something, and be like, "Wtf, why are you all up in Harry's grill, all playa hatin' and some shit?" And Voldemort will be like "Hoshit it's my mama." and then she'll be like, "Damn straight, now sit yo' muthafuckin' ass down, boy." because she totally would do that of course, and that's how the wizarding world will be saved, or something, like, she'll ground him for seventy years and take away his car keys. Because yeah, I really hate the whole 'Lily is Clearly Perfect and Saintly In Every Way and Merope is a Mousy One-Dimensional Snob-Rapist (and so that explains everything)' thing. Pisses me off, okay. I think her life is conducive to doing crazy junk. Besides, that was probably the most exciting thing that ever happened to him, aside from like, drinking tea, of course. Asshat.
In other news, today was choral festival, and it was effing crazy. Was on my feet all day in effing heels from hell, but they were so pretty, and I stole caution tape and drank lots of water and distributed/collected lots of papers and it was a lot of fun, but now I want to fall over and sleep. Later, later.
Tomorrow = last day before spring break! :DDD
*skips away having contributed nothing to the world, hoshit*
In other news, today was choral festival, and it was effing crazy. Was on my feet all day in effing heels from hell, but they were so pretty, and I stole caution tape and drank lots of water and distributed/collected lots of papers and it was a lot of fun, but now I want to fall over and sleep. Later, later.
Tomorrow = last day before spring break! :DDD
*skips away having contributed nothing to the world, hoshit*