Comments | earlofcardigans: i had three stories i forgot to tell

earlofcardigans

i had three stories i forgot to tell

Nov 22, 2011 15:17

1. While Thanksgiving shopping, this guy was peddling free samples of yogurt. I didn't want them but he wanted to chat and he was a nice old man, so I chatted him up while my sister got butter. Then he told me that I needed to try the crackers at the next station because they tasted like bacon. I asked him if they had bacon in them because I am ( Read more... )

my dog is a crazyface, what else tastes like trout?, lists, bobby is my dream husband

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ohnvm November 23 2011, 18:49:05 UTC

LOL old people are funtimes when they're not in front of you in a queue. I am mean for saying that.

ah dogs, i am their bitch. OH YOU DESTROYED MY SHEETS, THATS OK YOURE STILL ADORABLE COME HERE I HAVE BUSCUITS YAAAY /loser

earlofcardigans December 13 2011, 05:05:46 UTC

It's SO HARD to remain the stern parent when faced with actualfax puppy dog eyes.