i had three stories i forgot to tell
1. While Thanksgiving shopping, this guy was peddling free samples of yogurt. I didn't want them but he wanted to chat and he was a nice old man, so I chatted him up while my sister got butter. Then he told me that I needed to try the crackers at the next station because they tasted like bacon. I asked him if they had bacon in them because I am allergic to pork (not really, but it's easier to explain than what really happens when I eat pork), and he said, "I don't think so. Just eat it and if you fall out, I'll tell them why you fell out." And he laughed for five minutes.
I love old people.
2. The dog has destroyed our blinds. DESTROYED. Because he likes to look outside. But we don't have anything to look at. The windows in the living room look out onto the patio.
He is convinced though, that every time he goes to the side door, something new will be there. It's funny and sad to watch him walk away so disappointed that it's still just leaves and boxes. Poor, sad puppy.
I have pictures of the blinds. It's ridiculous. We have to go buy more and make sure that the apartment people are okay with it.
3. I had a dream the other day that Mema stole my car and was driving it around outside the Houston HOB. Nick Jonas was there but not to play and he was trying to get my car away from Mema because she was doing donuts on the stage.
The Used were playing, which makes sense since I saw them in Houston, and we were sitting on a picnic table watching my grandmother and a Jonas play at bullfighting and drinking and laughing.
Then Bobby Singer bought me a new car and we left. Fun times.
I love old people.
2. The dog has destroyed our blinds. DESTROYED. Because he likes to look outside. But we don't have anything to look at. The windows in the living room look out onto the patio.
He is convinced though, that every time he goes to the side door, something new will be there. It's funny and sad to watch him walk away so disappointed that it's still just leaves and boxes. Poor, sad puppy.
I have pictures of the blinds. It's ridiculous. We have to go buy more and make sure that the apartment people are okay with it.
3. I had a dream the other day that Mema stole my car and was driving it around outside the Houston HOB. Nick Jonas was there but not to play and he was trying to get my car away from Mema because she was doing donuts on the stage.
The Used were playing, which makes sense since I saw them in Houston, and we were sitting on a picnic table watching my grandmother and a Jonas play at bullfighting and drinking and laughing.
Then Bobby Singer bought me a new car and we left. Fun times.