"Isn't that where Eduardo had his internship? So now I'm thinking Eduardo should, after having done with Facebook and being at a loss for things to do, go run the Bank of Evil. It can't be that hard. Approve loans for minions, option stock in sharks with laser beams attached to their heads, invest in the new and excited world of talking evil dinosaurs. And maybe space travel. Because they need something legit sounding every now and then. Not everything can be shrink rays and capital for stealing pyramids.
Eduardo is really good at figuring out which evil endeavors are worth investing in. Also he gets to wear ties with skulls on them and like, vampire clouds, and it's all totally normal."Umm...That needs to be a fic. Like NOW! And Mark could come to him with an idea of how to take over the world using facebook and be all 'Oh shit Eduardo's in charge!' And since Mark and Eduardo are in love Eduardo would be a dick and make everything hard for Mark until he finally forgave him and they had the sex. Oh and conquered the world...I guess.
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I ALSO think that should be a fic. :D Because I am indeed into that. But see. Mark already is taking over the world with Facebook. He doesn't really need Eduardo's help.
We need something else! And that's where I'm lost. Maybe I'll think about it some more. Maybe I'll convince someone else to.
Yeah but the thing is, is he's only taking over the younger generation really. And it's not in an evil way it's just in a make people lack the desire for actual personal social interaction face to face kind of way. It's like a lukewarm anti-socialness as apposed to evilness. lol
So the Bank of Evil and Eduardo have to help him ultimately step up his game. It's not so much the money part though, right? It's the fact that he needs a big clout in the evil world and where do you go for evil clout? You could get an evil doctorate, but Mark dropped out of Harvard, and there's already Dr. Evil AND Dr. Horrible, and honestly, with Facebook, who the hell has time to go to evil university.
Eduardo has time. A lot of time. Masters degree worth of evil time.
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Eduardo is really good at figuring out which evil endeavors are worth investing in. Also he gets to wear ties with skulls on them and like, vampire clouds, and it's all totally normal."Umm...That needs to be a fic. Like NOW! And Mark could come to him with an idea of how to take over the world using facebook and be all 'Oh shit Eduardo's in charge!' And since Mark and Eduardo are in love Eduardo would be a dick and make everything hard for Mark until he finally forgave him and they had the sex. Oh and conquered the world...I guess. ( ... )
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We need something else! And that's where I'm lost. Maybe I'll think about it some more. Maybe I'll convince someone else to.
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Eduardo has time. A lot of time. Masters degree worth of evil time.
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