So. Last night I watched three episodes of Band of Brothers. Dear God. Why did I do that?
Doc Roe's face is the most heartbreaking thing ever. And
momebie has assured me that the next episode is just going to get worse.
Yippee. I cannot wait.
I already have the worst headache ever. I don't know how I'm going to add crying hysterically on top of that. Someone hold me.
Also, yesterday I watched parts of Despicable Me and when Gru goes to the Bank of Evil, it says "Formerly Lehman Brothers" underneath it.
Isn't that where Eduardo had his internship? So now I'm thinking Eduardo should, after having done with Facebook and being at a loss for things to do, go run the Bank of Evil. It can't be that hard. Approve loans for minions, option stock in sharks with laser beams attached to their heads, invest in the new and excited world of talking evil dinosaurs. And maybe space travel. Because they need something legit sounding every now and then. Not everything can be shrink rays and capital for stealing pyramids.
Eduardo is really good at figuring out which evil endeavors are worth investing in. Also he gets to wear ties with skulls on them and like, vampire clouds, and it's all totally normal.