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not my problem.
Jules says he wants me to fly away with him to New York to take care of Olivia, who is apparently in pretty bad shape. She usually calls when something's bothering her. I don't even pick up the phone half the time because I know it's just going to be her wanting to know if I think she'll look better in red satin or green velvet. So I wonder if ( Read more... ) -
i am the long suffering
God I'm tired, but God I'm alive ( Read more... ) -
heaven
I made it through the holidays with barely a bump. I'm starting to think I must have died that night and now I'm in heaven. I mean, there's nothing more I could want. I found the perfect gift for everyone and I could afford it all. Sarah leaned over the table and kissed my cheek and we danced to old records and remembered more affluent times. ( Read more... ) -
lord, hear our prayer
Oh, sweet Jesus, I completely forgot about Christmas. What am I going to do? When did Advent find the time to sneak up on me? You can't go to Mass every Sunday and just forget about Christmas. You can't have kids and forget about Christmas! Why didn't Sarah put the tree up? Why didn't Nicole and Jesse bring cute shit home from school. What ( Read more... ) -
thanks be to god
I love my family. I love Sarah and I love Baby, Nikki, Jesse... all of them. I love them all. I don't have any more this year than I did last year, but thank God I have my family. I almost lost them, you know. Sarah and the kids. I almost lost them because I'm a stupid lunatic. What was I thinking ( Read more... ) -
pretension
I hate people that go by their initials. I met a guy who introduced himself as "R.P. Harvard" and I nearly spit my soda in his face it was so damn funny. How pretentious can a body get ( Read more... ) -
worth
Well, looks like I fucked up again. I haven't seen my kids in a week and Sarah only drops by because I was sick ( Read more... ) -
high
Mass on Sundays is always so boring. I think I'm going to stop going. I'm so bored. I'm so bored. I just wanna get high. I just wanna get wild. Booze, broads, and bills ( Read more... ) -
everyone's mad at me! :(
01. Full name: Earnest Jacob Allen
02. Best friend: Janie Simpson
03. Sexuality: Straight
04. Favorite color: Blue
05. Relationship status: Married
06. Ideal mate: Sexy, sweet, Sarah
07. Turn-ons: bouncy skirts, flowers, blondes, lipstick, wine, parties, limos, bathing suits, boobs
08. Last sexual experience: Sarah wouldn't want me to tell
09. Favorite ( Read more... ) -
oh shit
I'm really sorry you didn't win, Jules, and not just because I'm out of a job, either. The whole damn state's gonna be sad, but at least we won our city, right? It means they like you. They really like you. So don't hate yourself, because the rest of LA doesn't know how powerful stupid they are, but they will soon enough. We'll get 'em next ( Read more... )