[blog] hohum I took a bottle of rum and then I got mugged by a couple of thugs

[eadathach]

When I woke up, I found myself in a dark alley without my socks and loafers. Thankfully I still had my phone, but I can't seem to find my wallet.

Now all I gotta do is get a scan to see if all of my organs are still in my body.

DAFUCK, AMERICA? Take advantage of an Irish man who went to the pub on a Wednesday? Shit these days.

Comments

[remylee]

....They took your socks?

[eadathach]

My favorite pair too.

[remylee]

That's horrible and weird! It's freezing out! Why would they want your socks?

[eadathach]

Fuck 'em if I knew! My feet were freezing and it was a terribly dreadful experience. I'll beat them with a stick once I get a trail on them!