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[dyvinesweetness]

Ok I have two Jessica stories I've been meaning to tell

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[wrecked_zephyr]

Curious, what is a Maltas?

[dyvinesweetness]

Maltas are beverages from South America, kinda like beer, but non-alcoholic.

[toodani]

Her mother couldn't pronounce your name? Does.. she.. is she ok? i mean.. i've no tact when i say this, but is she mentally unstable/retarded? and are any of Jessica's other family members?

[dyvinesweetness]

From what I can tell her mother is fine. But.... honestly I'm not 100% sure. I mean, I've never heard of anyone having two mildly mentally retarded children before. But I always attributed her not being able to pronounce my name to her extremely thick accent and not having any teeth.

[toodani]

ahhh. gotcha.

[dyvinesweetness]

I'm all late. No, I've never tried Malta. I was kinda scared to. lol I've had non alcoholic beer before and I hated it. That and the bottles are brown so it makes me think it's gonna taste like chocolate soda and that's just tooo nasty for words. lol